We Wish You A Merry(Early)Christmas, We Wish You A Merry(Early)Christmas

It is currently 7:30 pm, now. And this time tomorrow, I will be making final preparations for my trip to Korea! I'll be gone for eight days and I will return on Christmas Day. Because my jet-lagged ass will be too tired to write a Christmas Greeting post, I will do it now instead.

Merry Christmas From The Staff At www.justwhitelies.blogspot.com!!
...
And Have A Happy New Year!

To the college/university-going and adults, please remember-Christmas is a time to get drunk and have your privates fondled and to make out under the mistletoe in a drunken state.

To the good Christians who love Christmas, please remember-Christmas is a time to be with your loved ones and to share your love with each other.

To the materialistic people who love Christmas for their own reasons, please remember-Christmas is a time to get what you want.

To the Jews, please remember-Screw Christmas! Bring out the Hanukkah bush and the gold menorahs instead!

To Yi Jing, please remember-I couldn't get to the DVD shop which made me unable to get you your Christmas present.

To my sister Yi Lynn(one of the two Shmotful authors) who is currently in UK, specifically Cardiff, Wales, please remember-Have a happy Christmas with your friends, away from home!

To Voon Pang, please remember- OH GOD, VOON PANG!!! IT WASN'T MY IDEA TO GO TO KOREA FOR A HOLIDAY! PLEASE LEAVE ME UNHARMED WHEN SCHOOL RE-OPENS!!!PLEASE!!!!

Once again, I would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from a;; of us here at www.justwhitelies.blogspot.com .

P.S. Don't forget to tell all your friends and family about this heart-warming blog. You won't regret it!!!

Jump! For This Tag...Jumping! And Do This Crap!

I'm bored...oh yes, I am...and that is why I copied this tag off Mei Shin's blog(I tried to copy it off Florence's but her blog has the damn "anti-rightclick" feature.). I have nothing else better to do anyway...Fine, if you want me to admit it...I HAVE WRITER'S BLOCK!

Three names you go by:
1.Agent Michael Scarn
2.No-Anus/No-Rectum/No-Ass Girl(courtesy of Suah Yi Jing.THANKS a lot...)
3. Sha Lynn

Three screen names you have:
1.sha lynn who offers, "May I take your hats, your coats and your swahs-ti-kahs?"
2.sha lynn who says, "SUCK ON THAT, BIZNATCHES!!"
3.sha lynn who speculates, "Have you ever wondered how does food becomes poo?"

Three parts of your heritage:
1.Chinese
2.Malay
3.Indian

Three things that scare you:
1.wondering how doe food become poo
2.Mahogany
3.PMS!PMS!PMS!

Three of your everyday essentials:
1.Wit!
2.Beauty!
3.Charm!

Three things you're wearing now:
1.Birthday Suit.
2.Au Naturel Gown.
3.i'm bare-assed right now...and feeling very cold.

Three of your favourite songs (right now):
1.Knights of Cydonia-MUSE!
2.Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is-Jet
3.Shower Sonatas-Sha Lynn

Two truths and a lie in no particular order:
1.I'm a 7 foot giant.
2.I'm incredibly gorgeous.
3.I'm also incredibly smart.

Three of your favourite hobbies:
1.Being incredibly gorgeous.
2.Being incredibly smart.
3.Being incredibly boring.

Three things you want to do really badly now:
1.Use the bathroom.
2.Really use the bathroom.
3.I NEED TO USE THE FRIGGIN' BATHROOM!!!!

Three careers you're considering:
1.Slacker
2.Loafer
3.Student

Three places you want to go on vacation to:
1.England
2.
3.

Three things you want to do before you die:
1.Defeat a supervillain(if not supervillain then at LEAST someone who is truly evil and bent on destroying something, ANYTHING!)
2.Go to a Muse concert
3.Go to more Muse concerts after going to my first Muse concerts

Three things that make you stereotypically a boy:
1.My aunt called me "fei lui"...'Nuff said.
2.People mistake me for a BOY by my voice...
3.I have a schlong.

Three things that make you stereotypically a girl:
1.I scream like a girl when someone pokes at my ribs. It's at a pitch so high that it's thought not possible with the state of my normal voice.
2.My bedroom walls are PINK.
3.I have a vag...

Three people that you would like see take this quiz too:
1.Yi Jing
2.Timothy
3.Bao Jin

Do I REALLY Need To Do This???

1. Who & what is your relationship with the last person who tagged you?
Yi Jing. We were best friends since Standard 4. And then from Standard 6 onwards, we became lovers!!

2. Do you know what is true love?
L-love...? Troo?? What is this "troo luhv" that you speak of???

3. Who did you recently hang out with in MSN?
Yi Jing? Yeah, she's bugging me to help her buy something for her. And planning her b'day party.(read Yi Jing's tag to get this joke)

4. What is your relationship with him/her?
Ass Saver/ Ass Savee. She's the saver and embarassingly enough, I'm the savee...

5. Who is your beloved pet sis?
You are sick, man...Why should I treat my sister like a pet?? Especially since she's *gulp* older than me by 5 years.

6. Who are u still in love with?
Didn't you read Question 2? I'm telling you, I have NO idea what this "troo luhv" thing is all about.

7. Why do you create a blog?
I was bored, and I express my inner anguish through the MAJESTY OF BLOG.

8. You know your blog sucks?
You're telling me my blog sucks? Who the effing hell are you to tell me that?! Go on! Get outta here! This interview is over!!!

10. Who are you having relationships now?
Many people. My parents, my sister, my best friends, friends, old friends, new friends, young friends, unknown friends, all that jazz y'know?

11. No question.
Now it's my turn to ask you a question: What is Question #11?

12. 5 tags goes to

1) Liiyung

2) Mei Shin

3) Florence

4) Bao Jin

5) Daryl

13. Who is number 1?
What...did you fall off the face of earth? Didn't I just typed who Number 1 was??

14. What about number 3?
Are you high or something? The list of people labeled from Number 1 to 5 is already up there!

15. Do number 5 love number 1?
I've never actually seen them talk to each other before or anything...or could it be a secret crush???

16. Number 2 siapa?
I'm not going to dignify this question with an answer.

17. Do u have any relationship with number 4?
She's my random buddy. Or so I think...Bao, what EXACTLY is our relationship??

18. Main reason why I did this...
Yi Jing held me at gunpoint and forced me to do this.

Seriously...??

Premiering this December(or is it next January), is a brand new Disney Channel Original Movie. It's true. And I saw the trailer for it on TV. But unfortunately for Disney, they seem to be running out of cool, new ideas for a telemovie. This supposed exciting movie is called*smirk*...

THE ADVENTURES OF FOOD BOY!!!

Ahh, poor Lucas Grabeel...we all thought he'd make it big since High School Musical 3, but I guess everyone has to start somewhere and "The Adventures of Food Boy" is no exception. Oh Walt, if you only knew what became of your beloved company. It's enough to make him toss and turn in his grave, or if possible: live again just so he can die again so he needn't know of the shit movies Disney Channel's making. Yes sir, Disney Channel is going down the tube...

Don't Worry, Be Happy!

Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle don't grumble-give a whistle! And this'll help things turn out for the best. And...ALWAYS look on the bright side of life!

I think Brian can attest to that.

Wahhhh! You getting crucified ALSO must be very happy one!

My Parents.

My parents are either afraid or skeptical of me when I say:

• "Please...TRUST me."
• "But I am VERY CAREFUL!"
• "I KNOW how to do this."
• "I promise I WON'T mess this up."
• *upon asking on what am I currently doing from afar*"NOTHING..."
• "I'm a very RESPONSIBLE girl, okay?"
• "DON'T WORRY, everything is FINE."
  

I WILL BE DIFFERENT!

Thanks to Daryl, I will write this post in an entirely different style. Non-Sha Lynn Style...


today is reli Boredom Day...XD. lolx^^. Boredom day, i am very funny larrr^^...okoklaa, i be serious a bit actually today is nth much. go to giant with my mum, come home, immediately play computer very boredom rite? evryday oso lie boredom day. hmph. o yahh, i oso got new handphone!^^ it's dam freakin nice.weeeeeeeee^^!lalalala! i so happy make me feel lyk i wan 2 sing!!!HAHA. i dam lame mann n oso dam stupid. aiyaahh i very random, ok? deal with it. i remember de time my mum take my hp away from mee...i wanna DIEEEE mannnnnT.T!!! i got no hp means i got no life ediii! LOLZ. HOW?!?! 2moro i goin 2 watch twilight wit my frenzzzz! waahhh edward cullen is sooo hawt! ^^ i luvv him so much make me feel lyk i wan to marry him. i love u edward cullen!! <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 neways i wan 2 slp now edi. LOLX i yawning lyk shit man...dam sleepy. must. go.to.sleep. if i dun get mua beauty slp i will look like panda 2moroO_O! LOLX i will look lyk a tired n cutie panda 2moro. ahahahahahahahahaha.

buh-bye mua dahlinggs!!
lolx
<333
lolz
buai-buai
cya
ur baby blogger
ur cutiepie blogger
ur sweetie blogger

xxshalynnxx

Without Love

I feel something so indescribable...Could it be love? Yeah...let's talk about it.

*sigh* I Can't Run Away From It Forever...

RULE #1 : People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

RULE #2 : Tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by continue this game by sending it to other people.


1. Do you have secrets?
Why should I tell you?? They wouldn't be called secrets if I told you, now would they?

2. Would you fall in love with a guy older than you by 3 years?
"When you're in love, AGE doesn't matter," the Chinese soaps my mother watches says so.

3. Do you enjoy going to school?
What sick question is that?!?!

4. Do you prefer guys with hot looks or with good character?
Gahhh!!! I cannot answer!! It's too tough for me to decide!!!

5. Who do you love the most?
Y'know...friends, family, all that jazz...WAIT, and Matthew Bellamy! =D

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
"Loving you...is easy 'cause you're so lovable" What do you think?

7. Who is more important? Lover or Best Friends?
Your LOVER is your BEST FRIEND! Isn't that what parents always say when you ask them who their best friends are? "Why, your mother/father, of course!"

8. The person you like is already attached, what would you do?
I's goh-naa SUCK IT UP!

9. What made you smile today?
Tobias Funke. Actually he's a "who", but he's just so gosh-darned ridiculous that he deserves to be in "what"

10.What makes you pissed off recently ?
Figuring out how to get rid of this yellow text background when I copied this tag off Yi Jing's blog...It makes me so angry I wanna change the yellow to green but I can't!!!

11.How would you see yourself in 10 year's time ?
In 10 year's time, I would still do what everyone does. Use a mirror to see myself.

12.Who is currently the most important people to you?
EVERYBODY is important! Even the little people! Even if I do not know who the little people are!

13.What is the most important thing in life?
Search me.

14.Are you single or attached?
Single...do you see me walking around with a Siamese twin joined to my hip?

15. What is your favourite colour?
YELLOW!...even if it did give me a bit of a problem back there...

16. Would you give all in a relationship ?
All In? I do not know an All In. Who is this All In? Now if you ask me who is Sha Lynn, THAT I can tell you.

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, what would you do?
What happened to "There's a soul-mate for every single person"? Now, if I were to fall in love with TWO people simultaneously, I'm just being plain greedy

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
How horrible is horrible?!?!

19. Which you prefer? Spending more time with Family members or the close/understandable ones?
Whoever is with me at the time. Hey, I'm pretty adaptable

20. 5 people you're gonna tag:
Ghee Ken, Liiyung, Daryl, Mei Shin, Florence

ShaLynn Night and The Pips

My singing group "ShaLynn Night and The Pips" have come up with a sure-fire hit! It's called:

"The Midnight Plane to Korea"

Reviewing H.A.A.R.P

Ahh...MUSE...a band best loved by happy emos around the world!! Oh, and incidentally, I attended their Wembley concert!...well...at least from at home...STILL, the best way to watch a Muse concert when you're at home is to turn up the volume 'cos that's as close as you can get to the ear-busting noise at the Wembley Stadium in London.

I LUFF YOU MUSE!!!!!!!

Okay, so the concert starts off with the 3 of them walking along a runway and onto the stage amidst screaming teenagers wearing mascara, black eyeshadow, black half-gloves(y'know the kinds where the fingers are cut off?) and on the stage, they go to their respective instruments...
Oh yes, and did I mention that while other bands or singers or shit do costume changes, apparently Matthew Bellamy is one step above them, he does guitar changes...yeah. Oh yes, he does.

That's the Wembley stage prepped up for the Muse concert. You see the satellite-like things? I Wikipedia-d Matthew Bellamy and apparently he's interested in alien conspiracy theories, so I'm thinking that the satellite thingies are alien satellites. Yeah. They're most probably used to broadcast their rocking-awesome music to the lonely E.T's up there. Plus, they serve as cool light- displays...

After all the cheering and stuff, the trio kick-off with an intro and then:

1. Knights of Cydonia(lovely, especially the "aaaaaaaaaah" part)
2. Hysteria
3. Supermassive Black Hole
4. Map Of The Problematique
5. Butterflies And Hurricanes(REALLY good piano solo)
   
6. Hoodoo
7. Apocalypse Please
8. Feeling Good(ahh, VERY sexy song, there)
   
9. Invincible
10. Starlight(great to hear live)
    
11. Improv. (I like this improvisation a lot)
    
12. Time Is Running Out(another song that's great to hear live)
    
13. New Born
14. Soldiers Poem(this is when the songs are getting a bit slower, y'know? Light and dreamy)
    
15. Unintended(really romantic)
    
16. Blackout
17. Plug In Baby(and the hype picks up again from here)
    
18. Stockholm Syndrome
19. Take A Bow

Overall, this is one of the best concerts I've watched(the only concert I've watched, to be precise, but still). Also, along the way I've noticed quite a few things...

• I think a fight broke out during the concert.
• The drummer, Chris Wolstenhome says the f-word a lot.
• Oh fine, Matthew Bellamy had ONE costume change.
• Incidentally, he has a very cute chin.
• The songs they play are better when played live.
• I'm guessing that it's okay for guys to go crazy over Muse because unlike the Jonas Brothers, they'd look more butch and tough.
• The bassist Dominic Howard wore a pair of Converse All-Stars during the concert! =]
• Matthew Bellamy has the BIGGEST set of nostrils I've ever seen.
  

Oh.

It's coming up.

It's coming up.

It's coming up.

It's coming up.

It's coming up.

It's DARE.

Oh.

An Ode to Mr. Holmes.

Just a little poem for our famous English crime-solver!!

*clears throat*ahem*

Ode to Sherlock Holmes

The one thing I'm sure we all agree,

Is that Mr.Holmes' a mystery.

Just a glance and he'll know people's ways.

His deduction skills are brill, I say!

Always seen wearing a deerskin hat,

His checkered coat makes him look real phat!

"Elementary,"he will say, my dear friend,

Moments of genius to readers he send.

Once he almost done himself in,

This attempted suicide akin,

To Owen Wilson's, oh my, oh my!

Must he really do that, why, oh, why?

Dear Sherlock Holmes lives on Baker Street.

To be his neighbour, that's really neat!

The meaning of this poem I'm trying to lay,

Is to give three cheers to Sherlock, "Hip, hip, hooray!"

My Wants and Duwants#2

Song I'd like to have on a loop in my head:

Yes!Yes!Yes

Song I WOULDN'T like to have on a loop in my head(but noooooo, I cannot help it):

No!No!No!

Luckily for me, I have to put up with the latter by having the former ALSO on a constant loop in my head:]

Hand at Haiku#2(The Phantom of the Opera)

Phanton loves Christine
Christine does not love Phantom
What a dilemma!

Christine loves Raoul
Phantom knows about it
Bigger dilemma!

Phantom is jealous
He wants to punch Raoul's ticket
By making him hot.

Hot not in good looks
But hot in high temperature
In his torture room.

Christne begs Phantom
To stop torturing her love
She kisses Phantom.

The Phantom is touched
He has been kissed by Christine!
He lets her go.

Christine is happy
Raul and Phantom is happy
No more dilemma!



Like I said in my first haiku, hey, I'm no Japanese Shakespeare...

2008 Progress Report

Another year has come and gone! Think about it, next year us soon-to-be Form 3's are gonna sit for our PMRs. And in no time we'd be sitting for SPM. But all of those aside, it's time to review my year in 2008!!

PROGRESS REPORT 2008

Sent for counseling: 1
Had the living shit scared out of me: 2
Sat for exams: 3
Active in class?: Very
Sang out loud in front of class: 1
Formal debate: 1
Informal debate: 1
Fights with friends: 1
Suck-up rank?: Ass-kisser
Blackmail hostage: 1
Secrets kept: Many
Insults aimed at me: Many
Spectacle changes: 1
Birthday parties: 1
Sister(s) left to pursue higher education: 1
Respect for the National song, State song and School song: High
Respect for the Headmistress: Low
Respect for Class Teacher: High
Respect for Tee Hui Yi and Goh Voon Pang: VERY high
Participated in decorating class notice board: 2
Kicked someone in the nuts: 0
Attended/Hosted wild party: 0
Booked movie tickets online only to find out the movie starts at 12.30AM upon ticket redemption: 1
Booked movie tickets online and not mess up: 1
Self-help posts published: 1
Death certificates earned: 1
Return trips to SKTM: 0
Plays watched: 1
Art galleries visited: 1
Shopping sprees: Haha. Just kidding...
Sugar intake: Uncontrollable
Bitter gourd intake: VERY much controlled
Books read and re-read and re-read and re-read: Many
Fell in love: 2
Still in love: 2
Willing to buy loved ones' concert DVDs: Yes

An excellent year's progress.

Easy Peasy Lemon Squeesy

1) Share 6 facts about yourself on your blog
2) Tag 6 people at the end of your post by leaving their names and links to their blogs


6 facts about me ......
* I LUFF MUSE!!!
* I LUFF MUSE!!!
* I LUFF MUSE!!!
* I LUFF MUSE!!!
* I LUFF MUSE!!!
* When I eat ice-cream, I like to twist the ice-cream spoon in my mouth so when I take it out it's backside faces up!! :]

I tag :
~ Yi Jing
~ Grace
~ Darren
~ Ghee Ken
~ Liiyung
~ Time-wasters of all ages

We All Live The Yellow Emperor, The Yellow Emperor...

Doing research for school one day, I came across an article about the Yellow Emperor, or as the Chinese call, the "Yellow Emperor".

The Yellow Emperor, sitting on his reigning throne wearing his crown...or regal hat.

And it got me wondering, I mean, not to poke at American ignorance, but I'm thinking that without Wikipedia, I suppose the Yankees might've thought of the Yellow Emperor like this:

The Yellow Emperor, ALSO sitting on his reigning throne and wearing his "crown"...or regal hat

Body Oddities

I know this post sounds very martinamartina-esque, but really, I feel that I should blog about it.

1. My hair is greasy no matter how often I wash it. I swear, if I scrub at it any longer it's gonna drop out.

2. I think I have early signs of female-pattern baldness. If you look closely enough at my forehead, you will see something remarkably like this:

3. My legs bear resemblance to that of an orang-utan, I kid you not.

4. My knees are knobbly and protruding.

5. I have toes looking like worms sticking from my feet. With the exception that out of all my 10 toes, 2 of them are abnormally large worms.

6. I do not wish to talk about my pubes. And unlike MartinaMartina's, they do not look like any of the Prime Ministers of Malaysia nor do I dye them a beautiful chestnut brown.

7. I have come across a few butt-crack hairs. I bet the little buggers are still growing at this very moment right when I'm typing.

8. My breasts(or lack of) are still unfit to wear a brassiere. So I have to make do with a camisole...or at least I think it's called that. Anyways, it has a clasp which I think is supposed to give me an egotistical boost that I have trouble clasping it on.

9. Lastly, I am gonna be serious with you people:
HOW MANY OF YOU OUT THERE HAVE GOT ARMPIT PIMPLES??

THREE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet Jesus, just 3 days. Three days...THREE WHOLE FRICKING DAYS!!!
How am I ever gonna survive without meat.
It's not a pretty scene I tell you, imagine having to go through 3 days as a vegetarian for a carnivorous person like me...

Fo' Shizzle??

Created by OnePlusYou - Online Dating Service

Apparently, my blog is rated by containing the following words:

death(x8) sex(x2) ass(x1)

And I thought "bitch" was enough to cap it all.

What's This??

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Change the song as you go through each question.
3. Answer each question with the song title.
4. With the answers, comment on how it relates to each question. Or at least try.


1. How are you feeling today?
Move On, Jet
Shove over, folks. I ain't got no comment

2. Will I get far in life?
Fix You, Coldplay
Gee, thanks a lot iPod...

3. How do my friends see me?
Kissing A Fool, Michael Buble
What's THAT supposed to mean??

4. Will I get married?
Time Is Running Out, Muse
What does this mean? Am I doomed to be a spinster for the rest of my youthful life??

5. What is my best friend(s) theme song?
We're Going To Be Friends, The White Stripes
She's ALREADY my best friend, whatchu trying to say?

6. What is the story of my life?
Back To Black, Amy Winehouse
W-ell, I'm not always the kind to be gloomy.

7. What was high school like?
A Foggy Day(In London Town), Michael Buble
It's all a blur to me.

8. What's in store for this weekend?
Drugs, Adam Green
Oops. You're not supposed to know that...

9. How is my life going?
The Hardest Part, Coldplay
Since the exams are in due time, it's no wonder, really.

10. How can I get ahead in life?
Across The Universe, Wainwright
I'm going to take an intergalactic trip, I think...

11. What’s the best thing about your friends?
Love Machine, The Arctic Monkeys
You don't say...

12. What song will they play at my funeral?
Iron Man, Black Sabbath
Seriously?

13. How does the world see me?
Crooked Teeth, Death Cab For Cutie
Yeah...That's why I'm wearing braces.

14. Do people secretly lust for me?
Plug In Baby, Muse
What does my answer suggest?

15. How can I make myself happy?
Rehab, Amy Winehouse
Is this some kind of prediction going on?

16. What should I do with my life?
Pay the Toll, Adam Green
So...I'm going to be in rehab and I have a job at PLUS. SHIT, NO!!

17. Will I ever have children?
Promiscuous Girl, Nelly Furtado feat. Timbaland
Good gravy!

18. What would you strip to?
Jenny, Click Five
Hey! Now that's a new idea!

19. What does your mom think about you?
Left Behind, Aqualung
Poor Mum...

20. What is your deep, dark secret?
Paper Planes, M.I.A
I wish I knew how to fold paper planes!

21. What is your mortal enemy’s theme song?
Mr.Pitiful, Matt Costa
My iPod DOES give out some pretty darn accurate answers!

22. What is your personality like?
0% Interest, Jason Mraz
That boring?

23. What song will be played at your wedding?
Home To Mamma, Patrizio Buanne
Kinda ironic, really. Home to my mamma?? Come on!!

24. Your overall theme song?
Welcome To The 60's, Hairspray
I've always been,"Huh?REALLY? When?They broke up 3 months ago and I know it now????!!!"

Musicals Outburst!

I would like to thank the person who first created musicals from songs sung by bands or pop groups. And for that, we have :

We Will Rock You,

Mamma Mia!


And my personal favourite, Across The Universe.

If we have these 3 good musicals based on a pop or rock group's songs...

WHEN IS MUSE'S TURN GONNA COME??

I would like Matthew Bellamy to play lead(as always)!

I Now Tag Thee, Girl & Blog...

1) What curse do you use?
I put the I-Hope-You'll-Stay-This-Ugly-After-I-Curse-You-With-My-Magic-Book-O'-Hexes-And-Curses curse on people I really dislike. Depends on my mood, really.

2) What are you listening to now?
The Sound of Silence...as in I'm-not-listening-to-anything, and not the Simon&Garfunkel version

3) Who is the person you talk most to?
Yi Jing, and for a good reason too!

4) What time is my alarm clock set?
How the heck should I know? If anything, YOU should be asking ME what time MY alarm clock is set

5) Do you wear flipflops when it's cold?
What---did you fall off the face of Earth? Who in pluperfect hell wears flipflops during the cold? People like their tootsies warm, that's why they wear shoes

6) Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
I'm a little of both. First, I'll be in the picture, develop the photo and then take the picture away for safe-keeping

7) What was the last movie you watched?
Stranger Than Fiction

8) Do any of your friends have children?
Unless you count my parents as friends, in which case they definitely have children...or do you mean children inside their heart?

9) Has anyone called you lazy?
Do you REALLY want to know?

10) Do you ever take medication to make you fall asleep?
All I need is a pillow and very heavy eyes

11) What CD is in your CD player?
HAH!! I am much cooler than that, I have songs in my iPod!

12) Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Chocolate, definitely tastes sweeter than regular

13) Has anyone told you a secret this week?
You. Have. No. Idea.

14) When was the last time you went to Starbucks?
Puh-lees...Starbucks is soo last season. I go to a Russian Tsarbucks to get my frappes.

15) Can you whistle?
Give me a plastic whistle and I'll handle the rest...

16) Do people talk about you behind your back?
EXACTLY why they call it talking behind someone's BACK, my friend...

17) Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Nahh...I'm far more intellectual than that. I watch Bloomberg, BBC and CNN. What do you think??

18) What movie do you know every line to?
Countless, mi friendo...countless...

19) Do you own any brand T-shirts?
Since when T-shirts come in designer??

20) Is anyone in love with you?
I would like to ask again...DID YOU FALL OFF THE FACE OF EARTH?

21) Do you do your own dishes?
Pfft! I'm not some kind of potter. I get MY dishes(or rather my mom gets HER dishes) form Jusco department store. Either that or Parkson's. Really beautiful china plates I have.

22) Ever cry in public?
The occasional now and then.

23) Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
Scrutinizing me now, are you? Does it make any social difference? What--if I said I was using a desktop computer, you'll render me as lame and uncool? IS THAT IT?!!! HUH?!?!?!!?! ANSWER ME!!!!!!

24) Are you wanting any piercings or tattoos?
2 piercings are fine with me

25) What's the weather like?
I'm at home in an air-conditioned room. So I'm going to take a stab at the weather and guess...it's windy??

26) Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
Would the tattoos be the only bad thing about him in the first place?

27) What did you do before this?
I blogged

28) When was the last time you slept on the couch?
Quite some time ago...

29) How many hours of sleep do you need to function properly?
More than 12

30) Do you eat breakfast daily?
It's my get-up-an-go fuel.

31) Are your days full and fast-paced?
Nein.

32) Do you pay attention to the calories you eat in food?
I don't need to do that. What I need is to NOT pay attention to the calorie-counter.

33) Do you use sarcasm?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? AFTER I ANSWERED ALL THOSE QUESTIONS AND YOU STILL ASK?? You have a lot of nerve...

34) Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Why...of coarse i is carefool whiff me speling and grammer. in the goldun werds of Ralph Wiggam,"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

35) Have you been to Six Flags?
In Roller Coaster Tycoon, yes. In America? No.

36) Do you get along with the same sex or the opposite sex?
What sick question is that? How do you think I have friends?

37) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
I have many girlfriends and boyfriends! Unless...it's the other girlfriend/boyfriend you're talking about...

38) Do you sleep on your side or back?
Does it matter?

39) Do you watch the news?
When there's nothing on the telly. After all, desperate times call for desperate measures.

40) One of your scars, how did you get it?
You wouldn't believe it...it was the most horrifying experience ever...this curse-happy madman came into my house when I was a baby and decided to blast everything in his way, leaving me with a scar shaped like lightning, and in the worst places of all...MY FOREHEAD!!! No amount of concealer is gonna cover that bad boy up.

41) Who was the last person to make you cry?
Pn. Chen

42) How's the survey?
I will repeat answer #9 : Do you REALLY want to know?

Now tag 5 people:
1) Yi Jing
2)Grace
3)Ghee Ken
4)Liiyung
5) Whoever who wants their time indirectly wasted by me, go ahead and put your name down.


Don't say I didn't warn you.

Song Dedications

When the truth is,
I miss you,
Yeah the truth is,
That I miss you so.
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And you'll see her
you'll feel her
Because she's talking to you

And Sha Lynn we know, she's gone
Sha Lynn we know, she's gone
Sha Lynn we know, she's gone
Sha Lynn we know,
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Guess what, readers? You deserve a gold star if you know the song references! Kinda lame post, but my teeth is hurting like hell(Oh, the price we pay for an inkling of beauty!!!), and I can't think.

Controversy Attempt #2

Obviously my previous attempt at being labeled as "CONTROVERSIAL" and subsequently sent to jail didn't work, for Anwar won some voting thingy. So, I've decided to take one step further and make a very rude jibe at the kerajaan.

THE KERAJAAN CAN KISS MY @$$!!!!!!!!!
SUCKS TO YOUZ PEOPLE!!!
YOU GUYS SUCK EGGS!!!!
LIKE SQUIDWARD!!!!
AS SQUILLIAN SUGGESTED!!!
I NOW SUGGEST!!!!
THE KERAJAAN ARE EGG-SUCKERS!!!!
MWAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

And I will see the rest of you readers from jail! Also, expect my next post from the Big House.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT!!!

Good Golly, Miss Molly!

I have this post at the tip of my tongue, teeth and lips or rather tip of my fingers, nails and joints...I already planned out this post 3 days prior to today and would you BELIEVE it?

I FORGOT what I wanted to write about...

This is pure bull-s!!!

P.S. Did you know that the dot on the i is called a 'tittle'? And that the s-hole in the violin is really called an f-hole? I will leave your dirty minds to interpret the latter...

Death Certificate

Death Cerificate
belonging to

CHAN SHA LYNN

Name: Chan Sha Lynn
Date of Birth(DDMMYYYY): 31/03/1994
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Occupation: Student
Religion: Buddhist
Nationality: Malaysian
Race: Chinese
Height: 168 cm
Weight: 45 kg
Time of Death: 12:30 pm
Day of Death: Monday
Where Body Was Found: Sekolah Menengah Damansara Jaya (2 Batai/3Ramin)
Cause of Death: Over-insulted by classmate(although morgue doctors suspect it's fright for the deceased has not begun to study yet)


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Ah yes, on the subject of death, God works in many mysterious ways....

New Stuff, Good Stuff

My blog is PINK! Or PURPLE...BLUE? WHITE? A random assortment of lovely COLOURS, then! *sigh* I could stare at my blog all day long...(if you don't count my parents shoo-ing me away from the computer)

The REAL Deadly Sins of Life

The seven deadly sins of life is.....

1) lust
2) gluttony
3) greed
4) sloth
5) wrath
6) envy
7) pride

However, they failed to mention the number one deadly sin that is so deadly it beats the other 7 sins by tenfold.

The number one sin that out-classes every sin you could possible imagine is....

PROCRASTINATION

I am so going to hell.

What You Read Is What You Get

As promised from my previous blog post , I will give you a controversial post to read.


Enjoy! :]

ANWAR FOREVER,

NAJIB NEVER!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, my blog is a well-rounded blog! Complete! Wholesome! It has sarcasm, emoness and controversy! Now all I have to do is to wait for the dumbass government to read this and I'm set! Once my blog is labelled "CONTROVERSIAL", I know I've hit the jackpot!!

Signed,

Controversial Chan

To Repent, Perhaps, To Dream

Will things ever be the same? As you grow older, have I or will I? Maybe I'll get the chance to mature one day, do things teen girls of mature minds do...but for now, I will keep on waiting for that chance and grow up.

Will we ever be friends again? Since you hate me more than him. To quote, "Time heals everything,". Will it heal this wound? Should it heal, will it be left a scar? Never to be forgotten? Or a simple scab, ready to be picked and forgotten?



My first serious blog post. No sarcasm. Nothing. Not sure whether I am proud of it. Maybe I am. Maybe not.

Up next: Controversial blog posts.

My Wants and Duwants.

I duwantta be...

• A fan of Chinese/Japanses/Korean singer named Yoga(?)
• A fan of Click Five
• A fan of David Archupleplepta
• A fan of Farenheit
• A fan of Justin Timberlake
• A fan of Chris Brown
• A fan of YunHo U Know(I have NO idea who he is)

I want to be...

• A fan of Muse
• A fan of Jason Mraz
• A fan of Jet
• A fan of Regina Spektor
• A fan of Arctic Monkeys
• A fan of Weezer(well, just Pork & Beans)
• A fan of The Killers

To all those Friendster people out there, please, I'd rather be a fan of the latter...

Focker out!

Sha Lynn.

Quote of The Mo'

When life gives you lemons...chuck 'em into the bin and head for the pre-made stuff!!!

French Franchise Fries

An army of crass, slap-stick movies seem to be storming box-offices world wide...Crud.

It all started with this,

It soon sparked another idea,

They just couldn't quit while they were ahead...

Yet another one such as below,

*Sigh*

And again,

Most probably the black sheep of the family...it's surname isn't "Movie"

Oooh, here's one for the big people with coloured capes and Spandex tights!

And finally.......

One for the road.

Which unfortunately isn't enough as there would be writers pumping out movies like these faster than we could watch then all.

Let us now bow our heads down in prayer...

Lord,

Will such horrors never cease? Show us(or at least me) that we are not alone. That people have felt what we(I) felt, seen what we(I) seen.

Amen.

Suicide 101 For The Young

Thinking of suicide? Well, you've come to the right place!

For the suicidal student, we have a list of ways for quick, painless death...Enjoy!!
For a quick,efficient death, DO:

• Say it straight to the discipline teacher, "I told you so". Nothing irks them more than being bested by their students.
• Say it straight to the discipline teacher, "It's your fault, not mine! I didn't want to say it before, but I really feel like I should: I TOLD YOU SO!!". Nothing irks them more than being bested by their students, but knowing that the teacher is in the wrong can be fatal.
• Throw a paper aeroplane in front of the teacher. Should the teacher ask you to go to the office, reply that you can't because you're on the verge of a breakthrough of a dynamic paper plane model guaranteed to be the best in the world. You'd end up at the office faster before you could say "supercalifradgilisticexpialidocious" 10 times, very, very slowly.
• Allow the teacher to catch you doing something unimaginable in class. For instance, mooning. Or you could deliberately text during class. And for the Big Bang, let Teacher catch you passing a note. In the good words of a Boy Scout or Girl Guide, "Always be prepared." , you must always be prepared. So, write down "Heehee, *teacher's name* has saggy boobs!! How does he/she walk around with their nips flailing around left,right, centre? Must be terribly uncomfortable!!!" And just for kicks, you could add in a carricature of your teacher with saggy boobs.
• Pretend to fall asleep in class. When Teacher wakes you up and asks why you were sleeping, reply that you don't really know and that all you know is that you fall asleep whenever you're bored. And then for a big finish, say, "I just don't understand how I could fall asleep during your class. Isn't it weird??"
• If your friends are equally suicidal, take turns to shout rude words at your teacher. Friend #1 could say , "Pn. Whoever!". Friend #2 could say, "Sucks!". Friend #3 could say, "My!" And then, in prefect unison, all of you chorus together, "[expletive]!!!!".
• Play Texas Hold'Em in class. Like the good author Harper Lee once wrote, "Matches are dangerous, but cards are fatal."
• In the presence of a Malay teacher(in fact, any narrow-minded teacher will do), sing "My Humps" accompanied by some dirty dancing involving some moves molesting yourself. Really fatal.
• Annoy your teacher by pretending to be possessed. Say things in a different voice like, "You suckh eggsss!" or "My teacher is a load of cheeeeezzeeeeahhhh!!". Your class may find this hysterical and the disruption may cause the teacher to think otherwise.

See how easy it is? All YOU have to do is follow these simple steps. If all of the above do not work, I have a sure-fire death plan for you: Moon the Headmistress.

*The methods aforementioned may or may not work. Should none of them work including the sure-fire death plan, you have been warned. Please, do not come with your mummy demanding a refund. This is a small print. Therefore, you cannot sue. Like I said, you have been warned.

Tag rhymes with rag which rhymes with "No Life"

1. What do you want the most now?
I would very much like something now. Give me a few tags to think of something that I really want.

2. Who is the person you trust most?
I'm a Lone Ranger/Wolf...trust nobody...live alone, die alone...the Lone Free Ranger of SMKDJ...

3. Are you in love?
Yes. Very much. Incredibly much. Am very, very, VERY in love with buying DVD's. Will forever bear a grudge against Lucky & Flo should they close down pirated DVD shops in Dataran Sunway.

4. If you have a dream come true, what is it?
That dream is close to my heart. Besides, that's ambiguous. So I will tell you a dream I once dreamt at night. I moved to a Japanese international school where none of the students would want to make friends because I'm an alleged "racist". How dream is that?

5.Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
I don't believe...I KNOW.

6. What's your goal(s) for this year?
To be the world's (or at least school) #1 slacker/oaf. That's one goal too many for me already. I have high hopes for achieving the title!

7. Do you believe in eternity?
Do YOU believe in eternity?

8. Have you ever broken a person's heart that he/she wants to commit suicide?
I realize that it would be very narcissistic of me to give a positive answer, and also it would be very depressing to give a negative one. Therefore, I shall not dignify that question with an answer!

9. What feelings do you love most?
I love the feeling of lying in my bed all day with naught but a book and my iPod.

10.What are the requirements from your other half?
Which half? Top or bottom? (I thank you, Ghee Ken, for answering that for me)

11.What kinds of feelings do you hate most?
I hate feeling...feeling...emo?sad?depressed?moody?broody?PMS-ed? None of these which I have not felt, so I really don't know the answer.

12.Do you cherish every friendship of yours?
Just the ones near and dear to me and then some.

13.What do you want to do in the future?
I want to get married and have lots of babies in the far future.

14.What is the most important thing in your life?
Sleep. And food, LOTS of food. And water.

15.What did you feel last night?
Geez, personal much? Why in pluperfect hell would the whole world want to know what I felt last night or any other night for that matter??

16.Who do you hope to be always there for you?
I hope my relations would always be there for me. And my best friends. This is one question I could not smart-answer because I don't know how to. Dang...

17.When do you think the world will end?
The day I die. So to me, the world will end because I'm not there to enjoy it. How d'ya like THEM apples?

18.What will you do?
This is getting random. Please elaborate.(Thank you again, Ghee Ken, for I really do not have much to say about this matter)

19.What do you think of the person who tagged you?
Ghee Ken?? Oh, I don't know...wait...I know! I can describe him with one word. This one word perfectly describes him....SCRABBLE.

20.What do you want to know right now?
For the time being, I would really love to know whether there is rainbow-coloured spray paint. When you *fzzzt* it, 7 different colours will come out. Really beautiful.

Then, add 6 people in your list and list them out at the end of the post. Notify them in their chatbox that he/she has been tagged.
-Yi Jing
-Shmot Authors
-Liiyung
-Darren
-Tim
-Ghee Ken(TAG x5!!!)

What A Word!

One day(in school), I was walking back to class minding my own business, then my erratic teacher came up to me very much unscrupulously and said in a monotonous tone like a real doppelganger, "Eh! Don't use this much more shorter way! Use the stairs! Take the long way! If you use the shorter way you will dilly-dally and skip class!!" I felt very flummoxed at my incredibly stupendous teacher. So I had to walk up the stairs in the hot, humid, isotropic weather and I was sweating like crazy. Since it was first period, the classroom was downstairs and I had to walk UPSTAIRS before I could get DOWNSTAIRS. How much of an ignoramus can one teacher be?? By the time I reached the actual class, my face was glowing with luminosity and not in an attractive way and I felt like a gnomon walking up and down. What an albedo of a teacher I have...


I have absolutely NO IDEA what the words in italic meant, but I sound pretty much cool and intelligible saying it. So I thought it might be pretty funny if the reader(you) would actually look up the meaning words and tell me what the words ACTUALLY meant. I shall not elucidate your time now, and sign off and go to sleep.

P.S. If this article isn't funny, then apologies. For those who looked up the meaning of the words and had a good laugh, could you post the meanings to me? Just post a comment.

HIT IT!

IT'S FINALLY HERE! THE GODFORSAKEN MOMENT WE'VE("I've" actually, not sure about the rest of you guys out there)BEEN WAITING FOR!

THE UNBELIEVABLE...

INDESCRIBABLE...

BABY VEEEEEEEEE *baby, come back!*

What...that? Eeeeewwww--- no! Non! Nein! Nix! Negative!

I'm talking about JASON MRAZ!!! Yes, folks! The long-awaited album since the 2005 sensation(to me anyways) "Mr.A-Z". I know I sound like a hypocrite, but just because I don't obssess(now it's Muse!) over Jason Mraz as much as I did when I was 12 doesn't mean I stopped liking him. I was sort of in a mild stupor when the fact that Hitz.fm(most noted for playing music like *beep*,*bleep*,*beep* and especially the most hated song *beeep*. But to each her own, hey? My own is set much mroe higher*smug*. Just joshing with you guys) is playing "I'm Yours" nationwide. Maybe it wasn't a mild stupor... I'm guessingit was a sort of you-can-knock-me-over-with-a-speck-of-dust-in-an-operating-room stupor. Kidding. I don't exaggerate. But did you hear about the time when I climbed Mt. Kinabalu with nothing but super-strength and the clothes on my back? Isn't it amazing?! :]

Latest album: We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things.
Latest reaction: OMFGWTHJCBBQPTY!!!!

Sometimes I think that these things come a bit too late. Like his last concert here. If memory serves me correctly, it was in 2005. Precisely 1 year before my 1-and-three-quarters-of-a-year obssession with him. Now I'm not quite that crazed over him, his album pops out of thin air. Pretty sure I would've been doped to high heavens with ecstasy. But nobody's complaining, hey?

Listening to "We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things" now. Quite a jazzy theme. Relaxing and such. Like a pop-ish version of lounge music only better than any pop-ish version of lounge music. And... there's a song sort of like "Wordplay". Some tongue-twister of a song.

Your full-on sarcastic blogger is gonna sign off now. You know where to speak your mind.

Good night, world!

Good night, Jason Mraz!


P.S. Sincerest apologies for lack of pictures. It's brutal work looking for pictures and uploading them. *wink*wink*

The Furry Leg Blues or Ode to Furry Legs or How I Ditched The Razors And Learned To Love My Stubble-Covered Legs

Having a spot of problems with my legs, but other than that they're just fine which inspired me to write this poem. Timothy Sim, if you're reading this, THIS is how rhyming should be. Sounds the same(about there) but DIFFERENT spelling. Enjoy, people.

THE FURRYLEG BLUES

I've got a set of furrylegs,

And they ain't much fun.

Every morning when I'd get up and shave

They's grow again as soon as I'm done!

People stare at my leggy hair,

They point and whisper at them,

My legs are like a freaking bush!

The hair space is all tiny and crammed.

Heck! I can't even sleep with the guy of my dreams,

Without giving him that uncomfortable feeling.

My little furry weapons will rid him of sleep

By morn his skin would be red and peeling.

I've got a case of "The Furryleg Blues",

That tiny prickle sensation.

They poke at me whenever they can

I curse them eternal damnation!!

There you go. Must admit though, the rhythm bit could use some work...BUT IN YO' FACE!! You cannot deny my "MAD RHYMING SKILLZ" Timothy!

P.S. Wanted to put L337 for the "MAD RHYMING SKILLZ" part. Silly html crap.

It's A World of Laughter, A World Of Tears...

Recently announced: It's A Small World Ride Makes Its Debut in Hong Kong Disneyland. AWESOME!!!!

Of course, if you compare it to the one in Muse's video "Invincible", I'm pretty sure both rides are quite not on the same wavelengths.However, as professional*cough*cough* blogger, I will do a post about it. I have not been to the ride myself frankly speaking... but from what I read about it sure sounds like a dream...I think. Not to say I'm dissing the ride, but the song is being played in NINE different languages!
Just imagine...:
1) It's A Small World After All...
2) Petit monde après tous
3) Kleine Welt S.-A. schliesslich
4) Piccolo mondo dello S.A. dopo tutti
5) мир A.S. малый после всех
6) Pequeño mundo del S.A. después de todos
7) Mundo pequeno do S.A. após tudo
8) μικρός κόσμος Α.Ε. τελικά

And last but not least...

9) Ini Adalah Satu Dunia Yang Kecil

'Tis enough to make you go nuts, but who's counting? Not me, that's for sure. But wouldn't it be a novelty though? To hear our 'bahasa rasmi' being played over and over again in an international theme park visited by millions of people worldwide(I'm guessing second to Florida) , such honour! German is a bit hard to imagine being sung high-pitched, too.

Lucky two buggers kids who managed to go on an all-expense paid trip ti HK, but hey, I'm not complainin'.
Oh yeah, to top it all off, after the grand opening there was a concert where international singers including our Malaysian one. Michael Something. I think. I'm not even sure the first name is Michael to begin with... but apparently in the news four supposed international popstars sang "It's A Small World" in FOUR MORE languages and in remix. Not cover, REMIX. can't imagine how it goes. Four more languages, too. Maybe it's four MORE languages or four languages from the nine languages. Whatever it is, it could most probably make me go like this:

Oh dear.

Blocks Around The World

There are many kinds of blocks in this world...

We have block blocks,

red blocks,

Mario's question mark block,

baby blocks,

Lego blocks(a.k.a mini building blocks),

Jenga blocks(are they really called blocks?),

Microsoft blocks,

Tetra blocks(?),

Tetris blocks,

block shaped toasters(?),

chopping block,

And my all-time favourite block(kidding), the ever-elusive(not), ever liked(pulling your leg)

WRITER'S BLOCK.

Awwwww........FREAK OUT!!!!!

I am pretty sure this post is completely irrelevant to the title. I am short of ideas on what to blog about, so this will be a post on random musings. On reandom musings as in chock-a-block full of random musings.

Random Musing #1
My best friend was almost wasted, my sister was tipsy and my dad denies it, but it's pretty obvious that he has been drinking a tad too much at a party yesterday. It was pretty eventful for 3 people who had obviously been drinking hardcore alcohol. I was like, WOAH! Not much eventful for my sis though. But my dad and best friend, ahhhh, THAT my friends, is a completely different story.

Random Musing #2
Happy Valentine's Day guys. To all those lonely people like me who didn't get a single valentine whatsoever...Cheers. A drink to us. To all those unimaginably, immensely popular people who gets loads of stuff during Valentine's day...Congratulations. And go stuff yourselves. Haha. No. I am not jealous. Please, far from it. Seriously. I was joking. Poking fun. Kidding. Making a goof. Being fun. Whatever you wanna call it. So...Happy Belated Valentine's Day to you cute lo0ve-birds out there. But to the single people, I'm pretty sure Valentine's Day has another alternative. Happy Friendship Day to you looking singles out there.

Random Musing #3
Happy Chinese New Year to everybody. The 15 days aren't over yet. Hurry! You still have time to collect the little materialistic red packets!! HURRY!! Not sure how many days to go, but there's still time! Visit everybody you know, and keep collecting, collecting, COLLECTING! MOVE YO' ASSES PEOPLE!! SHAKE A LEG! HOP TO IT! GET TO IT! Then come home and mail me your stuff get materialistic and go crazy. This is lame....

I am so bored right now, I'm gonna sign off and Muse my ears off.
Bye.

The Grim Reaper's Lifestyle.

This is the Grim Reaper. He's my friend.

Grim Reaper, has just reaped a soul 'cos that's what he does. His surname is Reaper and he reaps souls and that is very obvious or else he wouldn't be called that. He also emos a lot. That could explain his name Grim. He wouldn't be called Grim if he doesn't emo either. That is something also very obvious.

So, Grim Reaper has just collected my Sim's soul. Now what does he do??

First, he watches MY TV while I'm dead and gone...

And if he's feeling a mite uncomfortable, he takes a dump in MY toilet.

After having a good time in my toilet, he takes his time to stop and smell MY flowers.

And since he is on a roll here doing my stuff, he attends my friend's wedding in my place. And TRIES to reap my friend's dad's soul. Grim is one sick and bored guy...

When the party mood is in full swing, Grim makes everyone feel emo by handing out his home-made picture-postcard of his wife, Mrs. Reaper[who unfortuantely, took off with Lucifer(the devil)]. I suspect Grim took the white rose from my garden. 'Cos usually my white rose count is 60. When I counted it again, it came to 59 now.

Now you know Grim's busy schedule. No wonder he isn't able to attend my parties when my Sim was still living.