I know this post sounds very martinamartina-esque, but really, I feel that I should blog about it.
1. My hair is greasy no matter how often I wash it. I swear, if I scrub at it any longer it's gonna drop out.
2. I think I have early signs of female-pattern baldness. If you look closely enough at my forehead, you will see something remarkably like this:
4. My knees are knobbly and protruding.
5. I have toes looking like worms sticking from my feet. With the exception that out of all my 10 toes, 2 of them are abnormally large worms.
6. I do not wish to talk about my pubes. And unlike MartinaMartina's, they do not look like any of the Prime Ministers of Malaysia nor do I dye them a beautiful chestnut brown.
7. I have come across a few butt-crack hairs. I bet the little buggers are still growing at this very moment right when I'm typing.
8. My breasts(or lack of) are still unfit to wear a brassiere. So I have to make do with a camisole...or at least I think it's called that. Anyways, it has a clasp which I think is supposed to give me an egotistical boost that I have trouble clasping it on.
9. Lastly, I am gonna be serious with you people:
HOW MANY OF YOU OUT THERE HAVE GOT ARMPIT PIMPLES??
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