Misquotations #3

This was not an accidental wordplay. Nay, it was a pun intended.

So I was talking to a friend. He was making puns. And I replied, "Yeesh. I don't like nut puns. Don't ever let me cashew making one."

Geddit?!?=D

Alas, it isn't so funny now that it's being published, but in the good words of Kimberley Tan:
*gigglegigglesnortsnort*