Easy Peasy Lemon Squeesy

1) Share 6 facts about yourself on your blog
2) Tag 6 people at the end of your post by leaving their names and links to their blogs


6 facts about me ......
* I LUFF MUSE!!!
* I LUFF MUSE!!!
* I LUFF MUSE!!!
* I LUFF MUSE!!!
* I LUFF MUSE!!!
* When I eat ice-cream, I like to twist the ice-cream spoon in my mouth so when I take it out it's backside faces up!! :]

I tag :
~ Yi Jing
~ Grace
~ Darren
~ Ghee Ken
~ Liiyung
~ Time-wasters of all ages

We All Live The Yellow Emperor, The Yellow Emperor...

Doing research for school one day, I came across an article about the Yellow Emperor, or as the Chinese call, the "Yellow Emperor".

The Yellow Emperor, sitting on his reigning throne wearing his crown...or regal hat.

And it got me wondering, I mean, not to poke at American ignorance, but I'm thinking that without Wikipedia, I suppose the Yankees might've thought of the Yellow Emperor like this:

The Yellow Emperor, ALSO sitting on his reigning throne and wearing his "crown"...or regal hat

Body Oddities

I know this post sounds very martinamartina-esque, but really, I feel that I should blog about it.

1. My hair is greasy no matter how often I wash it. I swear, if I scrub at it any longer it's gonna drop out.

2. I think I have early signs of female-pattern baldness. If you look closely enough at my forehead, you will see something remarkably like this:

3. My legs bear resemblance to that of an orang-utan, I kid you not.

4. My knees are knobbly and protruding.

5. I have toes looking like worms sticking from my feet. With the exception that out of all my 10 toes, 2 of them are abnormally large worms.

6. I do not wish to talk about my pubes. And unlike MartinaMartina's, they do not look like any of the Prime Ministers of Malaysia nor do I dye them a beautiful chestnut brown.

7. I have come across a few butt-crack hairs. I bet the little buggers are still growing at this very moment right when I'm typing.

8. My breasts(or lack of) are still unfit to wear a brassiere. So I have to make do with a camisole...or at least I think it's called that. Anyways, it has a clasp which I think is supposed to give me an egotistical boost that I have trouble clasping it on.

9. Lastly, I am gonna be serious with you people:
HOW MANY OF YOU OUT THERE HAVE GOT ARMPIT PIMPLES??