Colourful Terms for the Colourful Student

In an effort to prevent myself from using curse words like damn, shit and in more extreme cases, f-[expletive], I, with help from Yi Jing, have come up with a list of more colourful and cute terms so as not to set fire to your neighbour and his cat with such foul-mouthed...ness.

Colourful, Cute, Curses(CCC to you):
Darn
Smokes!
Stoo-pard
Piffles
Snerk!
Purpley-blue!
Peaches and cream!(fine, Kenneth Parcell helped a bit, too...)

Well, there you have it. Can't say that it's rather clever nor cute. But, as a good neighbour, I believe it's my absolute duty to not set fire to the neighbour and his cat with my foul-mouthed...ness.