Misquotations #3

This was not an accidental wordplay. Nay, it was a pun intended.

So I was talking to a friend. He was making puns. And I replied, "Yeesh. I don't like nut puns. Don't ever let me cashew making one."

Geddit?!?=D

Alas, it isn't so funny now that it's being published, but in the good words of Kimberley Tan:
*gigglegigglesnortsnort*

FINALLY!

Here is an excerpt from a Wikipedia article on Muse:

"As of February 2, 2009 Muse has already made it into the studio and begun recording at least one song for their upcoming album. On microcuts.net, a news headline has stated that the album is slated for a September 2009 release"

Perfect! By the time PMR is over, I can rush over to the nearest Rock Corner and get it!

But of course, if you want to save me the trouble and money...*ahem*

I Went Off To See...KitaroLiveInGenting!

I did, really. I did catch Kitaro live in Genting. For someone who looks like a hermit, he certainly has a lot of pent-up energy. My favourite bit was when the management requested that everybody put away their cameras and other recording devices for the enjoyment of others. And would you know it, barely 5 minutes into the concert, everbody whipped out their handphones, camcorders, cameras and snapped away like nobody's business.

God, I love Malaysia.

Hand At Haiku #2

The hols are over,
My giblets are quivering,
Waiting for next week.

Misquotations #2

On the way to school, it got really quiet in the car with mum. As we were driving, we whizzed past the recently opened Giant Hypermarket in Kota Damansara. In a lame attempt to make small talk, I said this, "Giant is really big, eh?"

Misquotations #1

This may be one of my new series of blog posts...Okay, maybe NOT series, but there'll be some posts with the title, "Misquotations #2/3/4..." and so on and so forth. So, this is my "Misquotations" series, when sometimes you really need to think before you speak.

Right, on with the post.

So during class, this huge-as bee came flying through the window. Naturally, this would cause some pandemonium especially among the girls and the more rowdier boys whose interest is to shoot it down. As class monitor*ahem*, I felt it my duty to keep order in the class. I got up and yelled, "Everybody calm down! Leave it alone and it won't harm you! Please! Leave it BEE!"

(An average "Misquotations" post will be something like that involving really weird wordplay.)