Death Certificate

Death Cerificate
belonging to

CHAN SHA LYNN

Name: Chan Sha Lynn
Date of Birth(DDMMYYYY): 31/03/1994
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Occupation: Student
Religion: Buddhist
Nationality: Malaysian
Race: Chinese
Height: 168 cm
Weight: 45 kg
Time of Death: 12:30 pm
Day of Death: Monday
Where Body Was Found: Sekolah Menengah Damansara Jaya (2 Batai/3Ramin)
Cause of Death: Over-insulted by classmate(although morgue doctors suspect it's fright for the deceased has not begun to study yet)


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Ah yes, on the subject of death, God works in many mysterious ways....

New Stuff, Good Stuff

My blog is PINK! Or PURPLE...BLUE? WHITE? A random assortment of lovely COLOURS, then! *sigh* I could stare at my blog all day long...(if you don't count my parents shoo-ing me away from the computer)

The REAL Deadly Sins of Life

The seven deadly sins of life is.....

1) lust
2) gluttony
3) greed
4) sloth
5) wrath
6) envy
7) pride

However, they failed to mention the number one deadly sin that is so deadly it beats the other 7 sins by tenfold.

The number one sin that out-classes every sin you could possible imagine is....

PROCRASTINATION

I am so going to hell.

What You Read Is What You Get

As promised from my previous blog post , I will give you a controversial post to read.


Enjoy! :]

ANWAR FOREVER,

NAJIB NEVER!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, my blog is a well-rounded blog! Complete! Wholesome! It has sarcasm, emoness and controversy! Now all I have to do is to wait for the dumbass government to read this and I'm set! Once my blog is labelled "CONTROVERSIAL", I know I've hit the jackpot!!

Signed,

Controversial Chan

To Repent, Perhaps, To Dream

Will things ever be the same? As you grow older, have I or will I? Maybe I'll get the chance to mature one day, do things teen girls of mature minds do...but for now, I will keep on waiting for that chance and grow up.

Will we ever be friends again? Since you hate me more than him. To quote, "Time heals everything,". Will it heal this wound? Should it heal, will it be left a scar? Never to be forgotten? Or a simple scab, ready to be picked and forgotten?



My first serious blog post. No sarcasm. Nothing. Not sure whether I am proud of it. Maybe I am. Maybe not.

Up next: Controversial blog posts.

My Wants and Duwants.

I duwantta be...

• A fan of Chinese/Japanses/Korean singer named Yoga(?)
• A fan of Click Five
• A fan of David Archupleplepta
• A fan of Farenheit
• A fan of Justin Timberlake
• A fan of Chris Brown
• A fan of YunHo U Know(I have NO idea who he is)

I want to be...

• A fan of Muse
• A fan of Jason Mraz
• A fan of Jet
• A fan of Regina Spektor
• A fan of Arctic Monkeys
• A fan of Weezer(well, just Pork & Beans)
• A fan of The Killers

To all those Friendster people out there, please, I'd rather be a fan of the latter...

Focker out!

Sha Lynn.

Quote of The Mo'

When life gives you lemons...chuck 'em into the bin and head for the pre-made stuff!!!