THREE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet Jesus, just 3 days. Three days...THREE WHOLE FRICKING DAYS!!!
How am I ever gonna survive without meat.
It's not a pretty scene I tell you, imagine having to go through 3 days as a vegetarian for a carnivorous person like me...

Fo' Shizzle??

Created by OnePlusYou - Online Dating Service

Apparently, my blog is rated by containing the following words:

death(x8) sex(x2) ass(x1)

And I thought "bitch" was enough to cap it all.

What's This??

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Change the song as you go through each question.
3. Answer each question with the song title.
4. With the answers, comment on how it relates to each question. Or at least try.


1. How are you feeling today?
Move On, Jet
Shove over, folks. I ain't got no comment

2. Will I get far in life?
Fix You, Coldplay
Gee, thanks a lot iPod...

3. How do my friends see me?
Kissing A Fool, Michael Buble
What's THAT supposed to mean??

4. Will I get married?
Time Is Running Out, Muse
What does this mean? Am I doomed to be a spinster for the rest of my youthful life??

5. What is my best friend(s) theme song?
We're Going To Be Friends, The White Stripes
She's ALREADY my best friend, whatchu trying to say?

6. What is the story of my life?
Back To Black, Amy Winehouse
W-ell, I'm not always the kind to be gloomy.

7. What was high school like?
A Foggy Day(In London Town), Michael Buble
It's all a blur to me.

8. What's in store for this weekend?
Drugs, Adam Green
Oops. You're not supposed to know that...

9. How is my life going?
The Hardest Part, Coldplay
Since the exams are in due time, it's no wonder, really.

10. How can I get ahead in life?
Across The Universe, Wainwright
I'm going to take an intergalactic trip, I think...

11. What’s the best thing about your friends?
Love Machine, The Arctic Monkeys
You don't say...

12. What song will they play at my funeral?
Iron Man, Black Sabbath
Seriously?

13. How does the world see me?
Crooked Teeth, Death Cab For Cutie
Yeah...That's why I'm wearing braces.

14. Do people secretly lust for me?
Plug In Baby, Muse
What does my answer suggest?

15. How can I make myself happy?
Rehab, Amy Winehouse
Is this some kind of prediction going on?

16. What should I do with my life?
Pay the Toll, Adam Green
So...I'm going to be in rehab and I have a job at PLUS. SHIT, NO!!

17. Will I ever have children?
Promiscuous Girl, Nelly Furtado feat. Timbaland
Good gravy!

18. What would you strip to?
Jenny, Click Five
Hey! Now that's a new idea!

19. What does your mom think about you?
Left Behind, Aqualung
Poor Mum...

20. What is your deep, dark secret?
Paper Planes, M.I.A
I wish I knew how to fold paper planes!

21. What is your mortal enemy’s theme song?
Mr.Pitiful, Matt Costa
My iPod DOES give out some pretty darn accurate answers!

22. What is your personality like?
0% Interest, Jason Mraz
That boring?

23. What song will be played at your wedding?
Home To Mamma, Patrizio Buanne
Kinda ironic, really. Home to my mamma?? Come on!!

24. Your overall theme song?
Welcome To The 60's, Hairspray
I've always been,"Huh?REALLY? When?They broke up 3 months ago and I know it now????!!!"

Musicals Outburst!

I would like to thank the person who first created musicals from songs sung by bands or pop groups. And for that, we have :

We Will Rock You,

Mamma Mia!


And my personal favourite, Across The Universe.

If we have these 3 good musicals based on a pop or rock group's songs...

WHEN IS MUSE'S TURN GONNA COME??

I would like Matthew Bellamy to play lead(as always)!

I Now Tag Thee, Girl & Blog...

1) What curse do you use?
I put the I-Hope-You'll-Stay-This-Ugly-After-I-Curse-You-With-My-Magic-Book-O'-Hexes-And-Curses curse on people I really dislike. Depends on my mood, really.

2) What are you listening to now?
The Sound of Silence...as in I'm-not-listening-to-anything, and not the Simon&Garfunkel version

3) Who is the person you talk most to?
Yi Jing, and for a good reason too!

4) What time is my alarm clock set?
How the heck should I know? If anything, YOU should be asking ME what time MY alarm clock is set

5) Do you wear flipflops when it's cold?
What---did you fall off the face of Earth? Who in pluperfect hell wears flipflops during the cold? People like their tootsies warm, that's why they wear shoes

6) Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
I'm a little of both. First, I'll be in the picture, develop the photo and then take the picture away for safe-keeping

7) What was the last movie you watched?
Stranger Than Fiction

8) Do any of your friends have children?
Unless you count my parents as friends, in which case they definitely have children...or do you mean children inside their heart?

9) Has anyone called you lazy?
Do you REALLY want to know?

10) Do you ever take medication to make you fall asleep?
All I need is a pillow and very heavy eyes

11) What CD is in your CD player?
HAH!! I am much cooler than that, I have songs in my iPod!

12) Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Chocolate, definitely tastes sweeter than regular

13) Has anyone told you a secret this week?
You. Have. No. Idea.

14) When was the last time you went to Starbucks?
Puh-lees...Starbucks is soo last season. I go to a Russian Tsarbucks to get my frappes.

15) Can you whistle?
Give me a plastic whistle and I'll handle the rest...

16) Do people talk about you behind your back?
EXACTLY why they call it talking behind someone's BACK, my friend...

17) Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Nahh...I'm far more intellectual than that. I watch Bloomberg, BBC and CNN. What do you think??

18) What movie do you know every line to?
Countless, mi friendo...countless...

19) Do you own any brand T-shirts?
Since when T-shirts come in designer??

20) Is anyone in love with you?
I would like to ask again...DID YOU FALL OFF THE FACE OF EARTH?

21) Do you do your own dishes?
Pfft! I'm not some kind of potter. I get MY dishes(or rather my mom gets HER dishes) form Jusco department store. Either that or Parkson's. Really beautiful china plates I have.

22) Ever cry in public?
The occasional now and then.

23) Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
Scrutinizing me now, are you? Does it make any social difference? What--if I said I was using a desktop computer, you'll render me as lame and uncool? IS THAT IT?!!! HUH?!?!?!!?! ANSWER ME!!!!!!

24) Are you wanting any piercings or tattoos?
2 piercings are fine with me

25) What's the weather like?
I'm at home in an air-conditioned room. So I'm going to take a stab at the weather and guess...it's windy??

26) Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
Would the tattoos be the only bad thing about him in the first place?

27) What did you do before this?
I blogged

28) When was the last time you slept on the couch?
Quite some time ago...

29) How many hours of sleep do you need to function properly?
More than 12

30) Do you eat breakfast daily?
It's my get-up-an-go fuel.

31) Are your days full and fast-paced?
Nein.

32) Do you pay attention to the calories you eat in food?
I don't need to do that. What I need is to NOT pay attention to the calorie-counter.

33) Do you use sarcasm?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? AFTER I ANSWERED ALL THOSE QUESTIONS AND YOU STILL ASK?? You have a lot of nerve...

34) Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Why...of coarse i is carefool whiff me speling and grammer. in the goldun werds of Ralph Wiggam,"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

35) Have you been to Six Flags?
In Roller Coaster Tycoon, yes. In America? No.

36) Do you get along with the same sex or the opposite sex?
What sick question is that? How do you think I have friends?

37) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
I have many girlfriends and boyfriends! Unless...it's the other girlfriend/boyfriend you're talking about...

38) Do you sleep on your side or back?
Does it matter?

39) Do you watch the news?
When there's nothing on the telly. After all, desperate times call for desperate measures.

40) One of your scars, how did you get it?
You wouldn't believe it...it was the most horrifying experience ever...this curse-happy madman came into my house when I was a baby and decided to blast everything in his way, leaving me with a scar shaped like lightning, and in the worst places of all...MY FOREHEAD!!! No amount of concealer is gonna cover that bad boy up.

41) Who was the last person to make you cry?
Pn. Chen

42) How's the survey?
I will repeat answer #9 : Do you REALLY want to know?

Now tag 5 people:
1) Yi Jing
2)Grace
3)Ghee Ken
4)Liiyung
5) Whoever who wants their time indirectly wasted by me, go ahead and put your name down.


Don't say I didn't warn you.

Song Dedications

When the truth is,
I miss you,
Yeah the truth is,
That I miss you so.
---------------------------------------------------
And you'll see her
you'll feel her
Because she's talking to you

And Sha Lynn we know, she's gone
Sha Lynn we know, she's gone
Sha Lynn we know, she's gone
Sha Lynn we know,
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Guess what, readers? You deserve a gold star if you know the song references! Kinda lame post, but my teeth is hurting like hell(Oh, the price we pay for an inkling of beauty!!!), and I can't think.

Controversy Attempt #2

Obviously my previous attempt at being labeled as "CONTROVERSIAL" and subsequently sent to jail didn't work, for Anwar won some voting thingy. So, I've decided to take one step further and make a very rude jibe at the kerajaan.

THE KERAJAAN CAN KISS MY @$$!!!!!!!!!
SUCKS TO YOUZ PEOPLE!!!
YOU GUYS SUCK EGGS!!!!
LIKE SQUIDWARD!!!!
AS SQUILLIAN SUGGESTED!!!
I NOW SUGGEST!!!!
THE KERAJAAN ARE EGG-SUCKERS!!!!
MWAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

And I will see the rest of you readers from jail! Also, expect my next post from the Big House.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT!!!

Good Golly, Miss Molly!

I have this post at the tip of my tongue, teeth and lips or rather tip of my fingers, nails and joints...I already planned out this post 3 days prior to today and would you BELIEVE it?

I FORGOT what I wanted to write about...

This is pure bull-s!!!

P.S. Did you know that the dot on the i is called a 'tittle'? And that the s-hole in the violin is really called an f-hole? I will leave your dirty minds to interpret the latter...

Death Certificate

Death Cerificate
belonging to

CHAN SHA LYNN

Name: Chan Sha Lynn
Date of Birth(DDMMYYYY): 31/03/1994
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Occupation: Student
Religion: Buddhist
Nationality: Malaysian
Race: Chinese
Height: 168 cm
Weight: 45 kg
Time of Death: 12:30 pm
Day of Death: Monday
Where Body Was Found: Sekolah Menengah Damansara Jaya (2 Batai/3Ramin)
Cause of Death: Over-insulted by classmate(although morgue doctors suspect it's fright for the deceased has not begun to study yet)


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Ah yes, on the subject of death, God works in many mysterious ways....

New Stuff, Good Stuff

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