Stress,Even More Stress,STRESS!!!!!!

Oh man,oh man,oh man...

I can't believe it. Who knew that directing has been such a hassle for me,eh? So freakin' stressed out. The thing about this directing thing is that you HAVE to know how to tolerate everybody and work with and unerstand and learn how to accept other people's criticism and opinions. BUT I try these things and WHAT do I get in return? Some bunch of illiterate dung-heads criticising how I write my script. Maybe my script has some mistakes here and there,BUT at least I got a freakin' GOOD for my script FROM the teacher. You have to believe how upset I was when people were saying that my script sucks. F- the lot!! I worked my ass off on a WHOLE Sunday just to get the damn script done. Hell, I even forced myself to miss my sister's open day in college and I REALLY wanted to see how it looks like.

Stupid turds...

Ai-yohh...I feel begitu frus betul sekarang le...I wonder if international scriptwriters have days like these...And for the cherry on top, I'm being accused of copying other people's script*HUGE sigh*. I wonder if Peter Jackson has days like these...

Omg.I look like...

Just now only...JUST now only,the most humiliating thing ever happened.I was surfing the Net with my sis.When I had a good idea for a website to search in the net."Why not try MyHeritage.com?" I said(I wouldn't know about this website until I read kennysia.com).She agreed.As for being so clever as to suggest this idea,I went first and posted a picture of myself that looks like this:



















Not a bad pic eh?That is until I saw the celebrity that was supposedly my 'look-alike'.The stupid website came up with this celeb that was the closest looking to me looking like this:
Bae Yong-Jun!!I expected a beautiful woman and I was recognnized as a man?!?If
you think you saw the last of me looking like a man,MyHeritage face recognition came up with these people who also matches my face.Introducing.........
GARY SINISE!!!Or maybe............ Ben Kingsley?!?!?WTF!!!HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE HIM WHEN WE HAVE A HUGEE DIFFERENCE ON OUR HEADS!!!!Stupid website......Other than looking like a gay actor,an aging detective and a balding thief,there are
some pretty celebs that was supposed to be my look-alike such as,Katie Leung(I dunno how she
became second closest),Sammi Cheng,Aya Matsuura and another famous person:
Imelda Marcos wasn't one of my consolations.You're kidding me.The woman who owns a bullet proof bra??Wait a second..........If she appears as my look-alike then.............I"M GETTING OLD!!!!!!!!!!!YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME!!!

I'm gonna sue this website if that's the last thing I'll do!!
Stupid website..~!@#!!! What next?Saddam Hussein??Bite me.........................

Sha Lynn Makes An Attempt At Chain Mails

Okay,have you guys ever received a chain mail before?So now,I, Chan Sha Lynn is going to try at a chain mail.I know this sounds like Kenny Sia.The one where he attemots a bimbo blog.Now this is Chan Sha Lynn where I attempt a chain mail.


>>(I don't know why every chain mail has this but they do.)

>>>your "one true love" will love you if you send this to whatever number of people to get what >>>crap luck you want.

>>>THIS IS SOOO FREAKY!!!!!(Yeah,chain mails are "freaky" and LAME)

>>>One day,A and B were luvvy-duvvy lovebirds who love each other soooooo much they're >>>afraid to let go of each other.(Pointless love stories)

>>>But C had her claws on A and they started dating.(Stupid two-timing rat and bimbo of a girl
>>>who steals other people's boyfriends)

>>>Then B commit suicide and haunted the stupid couple who two-timed her.(Honestly,this >>>stupid story doesn't get any better)

>>>Send this to 0 people-the stupid a ghost will haunt you forever and ever.
>>>Send this to 1-5 people-You will get "bad" luck for God knows how long.
>>>Send this to 6-15 people-Your "one true love" will call you and say how much he loves you >>>as if he cares.
>>>Send this to 16-30 people-You'll be the hottest chick everybody wants.(what the f***??)


>>>Now...you have to send this immediately after you opened this mail or you'll be haunted >>>forever........................(OIIII!!!!!Excuse me la....Please,that means the receiver wil have to >>>send this stupid email eventhough he doesn't know what this is arrr??Writer of stupid
>>>chain mails,use your bloody brains before you type this kind of crap ok?)


Now I completed my chain mail.Pretty good,eh?Chain mails are crappy sob stories that people type just to send "good luck".My God,how do people come up with these kind of stories.

And...ACTION!!

I am calm...I am ready...I can write a script!Wait...I said it right, right? Can I ACTUALLY write a script? I don't know. See for yourself.Around the end of the year, I guess.


You see, I am DIRECTOR/SCRIPTwriter(notice how I capitalize CERTAIN words) for some sort of class play. Title of drama-Of Bunga Telur and Bally Shoes! Yes, we're gonna do an adaptation of the short story all of us learn in Form 1 during English(Oh, the horror of wondering what it all means).Seriously, WHO decided to create all these poop anyways? Just a buttload of poop.


I just finished writing the script and I think I feel pretty proud of myself, I mean considering I have never written anything in my life.Nice to know.Nice to know. What can people write about on their blogs?I never know what to write. Maybe because all the good 'uns have been taken away I guess.I don't know.Gah! Feels very frustrating to not know what you're actually writing about. Right now, I don't know what I'm typing about. Just little random particles floating mindlessly in my head and nothing else...


The nice thing about being director is I can say what I've always wanted to say..."And...action!".The oh-so cliched desires by many.Oh well, I guess I have nothing to0 do know so I'm gonna sign off. Peter Jackson, there's gonna be a rising director in The Land of Hollywood!!

I wonder if these chairs are as comfy as they look.Gotta ask Ms. Sathya if I can get one of those chairs.

And...Cut,people! That's a wrap!