Awwwww........FREAK OUT!!!!!

I am pretty sure this post is completely irrelevant to the title. I am short of ideas on what to blog about, so this will be a post on random musings. On reandom musings as in chock-a-block full of random musings.

Random Musing #1
My best friend was almost wasted, my sister was tipsy and my dad denies it, but it's pretty obvious that he has been drinking a tad too much at a party yesterday. It was pretty eventful for 3 people who had obviously been drinking hardcore alcohol. I was like, WOAH! Not much eventful for my sis though. But my dad and best friend, ahhhh, THAT my friends, is a completely different story.

Random Musing #2
Happy Valentine's Day guys. To all those lonely people like me who didn't get a single valentine whatsoever...Cheers. A drink to us. To all those unimaginably, immensely popular people who gets loads of stuff during Valentine's day...Congratulations. And go stuff yourselves. Haha. No. I am not jealous. Please, far from it. Seriously. I was joking. Poking fun. Kidding. Making a goof. Being fun. Whatever you wanna call it. So...Happy Belated Valentine's Day to you cute lo0ve-birds out there. But to the single people, I'm pretty sure Valentine's Day has another alternative. Happy Friendship Day to you looking singles out there.

Random Musing #3
Happy Chinese New Year to everybody. The 15 days aren't over yet. Hurry! You still have time to collect the little materialistic red packets!! HURRY!! Not sure how many days to go, but there's still time! Visit everybody you know, and keep collecting, collecting, COLLECTING! MOVE YO' ASSES PEOPLE!! SHAKE A LEG! HOP TO IT! GET TO IT! Then come home and mail me your stuff get materialistic and go crazy. This is lame....

I am so bored right now, I'm gonna sign off and Muse my ears off.
Bye.

The Grim Reaper's Lifestyle.

This is the Grim Reaper. He's my friend.

Grim Reaper, has just reaped a soul 'cos that's what he does. His surname is Reaper and he reaps souls and that is very obvious or else he wouldn't be called that. He also emos a lot. That could explain his name Grim. He wouldn't be called Grim if he doesn't emo either. That is something also very obvious.

So, Grim Reaper has just collected my Sim's soul. Now what does he do??

First, he watches MY TV while I'm dead and gone...

And if he's feeling a mite uncomfortable, he takes a dump in MY toilet.

After having a good time in my toilet, he takes his time to stop and smell MY flowers.

And since he is on a roll here doing my stuff, he attends my friend's wedding in my place. And TRIES to reap my friend's dad's soul. Grim is one sick and bored guy...

When the party mood is in full swing, Grim makes everyone feel emo by handing out his home-made picture-postcard of his wife, Mrs. Reaper[who unfortuantely, took off with Lucifer(the devil)]. I suspect Grim took the white rose from my garden. 'Cos usually my white rose count is 60. When I counted it again, it came to 59 now.

Now you know Grim's busy schedule. No wonder he isn't able to attend my parties when my Sim was still living.

Hand at Haiku

Just came back from Taiping,
Now I am real bored,
This haiku really sucks.

Good, no? Nahh, I'm no Shakespeare or any other Japanese poet for that matter.

Gong Xi, Gong Xi, Gong Xi Ni YAHH!!!

Guess what day is it today. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday?? It’s a Tuesday on this very fine day!!

Okay, another question! Guess what TIME is it NOW. Oh damn…school hasn’t started yet. But just to tell you, it’s 11.26…AT NIGHT! Nahh, in the morning( I wanted to use the strikeout font for “AT NIGHT” but unfortunately, I can’t find it on the Blogger toolbar ).

LAST and final question for you guys…GUESS where I am . School computer lab? Nope. CC? Nada. At home? Nix. I am in Taiping, Perak. Absorb it…nice and slow. Yeah, drink deep on the information and the fact that while I’m having a blast eating my Popo out of house and home and rocking out with Guitar Hero, you guys are gonna be working your asses off in school.

BACK TO TAIPING!

BACK TO MY POPO’S MOSQUITO-INFESTED HOUSE!

BACK TO ILLEGAL FIRECRACKERS AND POP-POP!

BACK TO EATING UNHEALTHY SNACKS AND BALLOONING UP IN WEIGHT!

BACK TO VISITING RELATIVES’ HOUSES AND PLASTERING ON A PHONY SMILE JUST SO THAT I CAN SCORE BIG ON THE ANG-PAU’S!

BACK TO THOSE LONG FAMILY REUNION DINNERS WITH RELATIVES WHOM I AM NOT EXACTLY CLOSE TO!

BACK TO FIGHTING OVER WHO’S TURN IS IT TO USE THE PS2(in which all the big kids usually win the fights)!

BACK TO LEARNING HOW TO PLAY MAH-JONGG AND CAUSING MY PARENTS HUGE MIGRAINES BECAUSE I STILL CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE RULES AND KEEP ON FOULING UP EVERYWHERE ON THE TABLE!

BACK TO VISITING ALL THOSE HOT, HUMID, SMOKY TEMPLES ONLY TO COME HOME HOT, SMOKY, UNCOMFORTABLE AND IRRATIONALLY CRANKY BECAUSE OF THE HEAT!

Ahh, yes. I have 5 exciting days ahead of me to accomplish lots of things. My, I feel so honored to have such an exciting itinery(the things I put up with just to collect the wonderful red packets)!! I know lately my blogs are getting shorter and shorter(this too), but I promise, or at least I’ll TRY to, after CNY, my blogs are gonna be long!
Gotta vamoose now guys, BIG WEEK ahead of me.
Have a very happy Chinese New Year, or as said in the Mandarin dialect “Gong Xi Fa Cai” or in Cantonese “ Gong Hei Fatt Choy” and in Hainanese though which I don’t know ‘cos I don’t see the billboards posting up the words “Gong Xi Fa Cai” in Hainan. Sorry!

Green light, GO!!