Gong Xi, Gong Xi, Gong Xi Ni YAHH!!!

Guess what day is it today. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday?? It’s a Tuesday on this very fine day!!

Okay, another question! Guess what TIME is it NOW. Oh damn…school hasn’t started yet. But just to tell you, it’s 11.26…AT NIGHT! Nahh, in the morning( I wanted to use the strikeout font for “AT NIGHT” but unfortunately, I can’t find it on the Blogger toolbar ).

LAST and final question for you guys…GUESS where I am . School computer lab? Nope. CC? Nada. At home? Nix. I am in Taiping, Perak. Absorb it…nice and slow. Yeah, drink deep on the information and the fact that while I’m having a blast eating my Popo out of house and home and rocking out with Guitar Hero, you guys are gonna be working your asses off in school.

BACK TO TAIPING!

BACK TO MY POPO’S MOSQUITO-INFESTED HOUSE!

BACK TO ILLEGAL FIRECRACKERS AND POP-POP!

BACK TO EATING UNHEALTHY SNACKS AND BALLOONING UP IN WEIGHT!

BACK TO VISITING RELATIVES’ HOUSES AND PLASTERING ON A PHONY SMILE JUST SO THAT I CAN SCORE BIG ON THE ANG-PAU’S!

BACK TO THOSE LONG FAMILY REUNION DINNERS WITH RELATIVES WHOM I AM NOT EXACTLY CLOSE TO!

BACK TO FIGHTING OVER WHO’S TURN IS IT TO USE THE PS2(in which all the big kids usually win the fights)!

BACK TO LEARNING HOW TO PLAY MAH-JONGG AND CAUSING MY PARENTS HUGE MIGRAINES BECAUSE I STILL CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE RULES AND KEEP ON FOULING UP EVERYWHERE ON THE TABLE!

BACK TO VISITING ALL THOSE HOT, HUMID, SMOKY TEMPLES ONLY TO COME HOME HOT, SMOKY, UNCOMFORTABLE AND IRRATIONALLY CRANKY BECAUSE OF THE HEAT!

Ahh, yes. I have 5 exciting days ahead of me to accomplish lots of things. My, I feel so honored to have such an exciting itinery(the things I put up with just to collect the wonderful red packets)!! I know lately my blogs are getting shorter and shorter(this too), but I promise, or at least I’ll TRY to, after CNY, my blogs are gonna be long!
Gotta vamoose now guys, BIG WEEK ahead of me.
Have a very happy Chinese New Year, or as said in the Mandarin dialect “Gong Xi Fa Cai” or in Cantonese “ Gong Hei Fatt Choy” and in Hainanese though which I don’t know ‘cos I don’t see the billboards posting up the words “Gong Xi Fa Cai” in Hainan. Sorry!

Green light, GO!!