We Wish You A Merry(Early)Christmas, We Wish You A Merry(Early)Christmas

It is currently 7:30 pm, now. And this time tomorrow, I will be making final preparations for my trip to Korea! I'll be gone for eight days and I will return on Christmas Day. Because my jet-lagged ass will be too tired to write a Christmas Greeting post, I will do it now instead.

Merry Christmas From The Staff At www.justwhitelies.blogspot.com!!
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And Have A Happy New Year!

To the college/university-going and adults, please remember-Christmas is a time to get drunk and have your privates fondled and to make out under the mistletoe in a drunken state.

To the good Christians who love Christmas, please remember-Christmas is a time to be with your loved ones and to share your love with each other.

To the materialistic people who love Christmas for their own reasons, please remember-Christmas is a time to get what you want.

To the Jews, please remember-Screw Christmas! Bring out the Hanukkah bush and the gold menorahs instead!

To Yi Jing, please remember-I couldn't get to the DVD shop which made me unable to get you your Christmas present.

To my sister Yi Lynn(one of the two Shmotful authors) who is currently in UK, specifically Cardiff, Wales, please remember-Have a happy Christmas with your friends, away from home!

To Voon Pang, please remember- OH GOD, VOON PANG!!! IT WASN'T MY IDEA TO GO TO KOREA FOR A HOLIDAY! PLEASE LEAVE ME UNHARMED WHEN SCHOOL RE-OPENS!!!PLEASE!!!!

Once again, I would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from a;; of us here at www.justwhitelies.blogspot.com .

P.S. Don't forget to tell all your friends and family about this heart-warming blog. You won't regret it!!!

Jump! For This Tag...Jumping! And Do This Crap!

I'm bored...oh yes, I am...and that is why I copied this tag off Mei Shin's blog(I tried to copy it off Florence's but her blog has the damn "anti-rightclick" feature.). I have nothing else better to do anyway...Fine, if you want me to admit it...I HAVE WRITER'S BLOCK!

Three names you go by:
1.Agent Michael Scarn
2.No-Anus/No-Rectum/No-Ass Girl(courtesy of Suah Yi Jing.THANKS a lot...)
3. Sha Lynn

Three screen names you have:
1.sha lynn who offers, "May I take your hats, your coats and your swahs-ti-kahs?"
2.sha lynn who says, "SUCK ON THAT, BIZNATCHES!!"
3.sha lynn who speculates, "Have you ever wondered how does food becomes poo?"

Three parts of your heritage:
1.Chinese
2.Malay
3.Indian

Three things that scare you:
1.wondering how doe food become poo
2.Mahogany
3.PMS!PMS!PMS!

Three of your everyday essentials:
1.Wit!
2.Beauty!
3.Charm!

Three things you're wearing now:
1.Birthday Suit.
2.Au Naturel Gown.
3.i'm bare-assed right now...and feeling very cold.

Three of your favourite songs (right now):
1.Knights of Cydonia-MUSE!
2.Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is-Jet
3.Shower Sonatas-Sha Lynn

Two truths and a lie in no particular order:
1.I'm a 7 foot giant.
2.I'm incredibly gorgeous.
3.I'm also incredibly smart.

Three of your favourite hobbies:
1.Being incredibly gorgeous.
2.Being incredibly smart.
3.Being incredibly boring.

Three things you want to do really badly now:
1.Use the bathroom.
2.Really use the bathroom.
3.I NEED TO USE THE FRIGGIN' BATHROOM!!!!

Three careers you're considering:
1.Slacker
2.Loafer
3.Student

Three places you want to go on vacation to:
1.England
2.
3.

Three things you want to do before you die:
1.Defeat a supervillain(if not supervillain then at LEAST someone who is truly evil and bent on destroying something, ANYTHING!)
2.Go to a Muse concert
3.Go to more Muse concerts after going to my first Muse concerts

Three things that make you stereotypically a boy:
1.My aunt called me "fei lui"...'Nuff said.
2.People mistake me for a BOY by my voice...
3.I have a schlong.

Three things that make you stereotypically a girl:
1.I scream like a girl when someone pokes at my ribs. It's at a pitch so high that it's thought not possible with the state of my normal voice.
2.My bedroom walls are PINK.
3.I have a vag...

Three people that you would like see take this quiz too:
1.Yi Jing
2.Timothy
3.Bao Jin

Do I REALLY Need To Do This???

1. Who & what is your relationship with the last person who tagged you?
Yi Jing. We were best friends since Standard 4. And then from Standard 6 onwards, we became lovers!!

2. Do you know what is true love?
L-love...? Troo?? What is this "troo luhv" that you speak of???

3. Who did you recently hang out with in MSN?
Yi Jing? Yeah, she's bugging me to help her buy something for her. And planning her b'day party.(read Yi Jing's tag to get this joke)

4. What is your relationship with him/her?
Ass Saver/ Ass Savee. She's the saver and embarassingly enough, I'm the savee...

5. Who is your beloved pet sis?
You are sick, man...Why should I treat my sister like a pet?? Especially since she's *gulp* older than me by 5 years.

6. Who are u still in love with?
Didn't you read Question 2? I'm telling you, I have NO idea what this "troo luhv" thing is all about.

7. Why do you create a blog?
I was bored, and I express my inner anguish through the MAJESTY OF BLOG.

8. You know your blog sucks?
You're telling me my blog sucks? Who the effing hell are you to tell me that?! Go on! Get outta here! This interview is over!!!

10. Who are you having relationships now?
Many people. My parents, my sister, my best friends, friends, old friends, new friends, young friends, unknown friends, all that jazz y'know?

11. No question.
Now it's my turn to ask you a question: What is Question #11?

12. 5 tags goes to

1) Liiyung

2) Mei Shin

3) Florence

4) Bao Jin

5) Daryl

13. Who is number 1?
What...did you fall off the face of earth? Didn't I just typed who Number 1 was??

14. What about number 3?
Are you high or something? The list of people labeled from Number 1 to 5 is already up there!

15. Do number 5 love number 1?
I've never actually seen them talk to each other before or anything...or could it be a secret crush???

16. Number 2 siapa?
I'm not going to dignify this question with an answer.

17. Do u have any relationship with number 4?
She's my random buddy. Or so I think...Bao, what EXACTLY is our relationship??

18. Main reason why I did this...
Yi Jing held me at gunpoint and forced me to do this.

Seriously...??

Premiering this December(or is it next January), is a brand new Disney Channel Original Movie. It's true. And I saw the trailer for it on TV. But unfortunately for Disney, they seem to be running out of cool, new ideas for a telemovie. This supposed exciting movie is called*smirk*...

THE ADVENTURES OF FOOD BOY!!!

Ahh, poor Lucas Grabeel...we all thought he'd make it big since High School Musical 3, but I guess everyone has to start somewhere and "The Adventures of Food Boy" is no exception. Oh Walt, if you only knew what became of your beloved company. It's enough to make him toss and turn in his grave, or if possible: live again just so he can die again so he needn't know of the shit movies Disney Channel's making. Yes sir, Disney Channel is going down the tube...

Don't Worry, Be Happy!

Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle don't grumble-give a whistle! And this'll help things turn out for the best. And...ALWAYS look on the bright side of life!

I think Brian can attest to that.

Wahhhh! You getting crucified ALSO must be very happy one!

My Parents.

My parents are either afraid or skeptical of me when I say:

• "Please...TRUST me."
• "But I am VERY CAREFUL!"
• "I KNOW how to do this."
• "I promise I WON'T mess this up."
• *upon asking on what am I currently doing from afar*"NOTHING..."
• "I'm a very RESPONSIBLE girl, okay?"
• "DON'T WORRY, everything is FINE."
  

I WILL BE DIFFERENT!

Thanks to Daryl, I will write this post in an entirely different style. Non-Sha Lynn Style...


today is reli Boredom Day...XD. lolx^^. Boredom day, i am very funny larrr^^...okoklaa, i be serious a bit actually today is nth much. go to giant with my mum, come home, immediately play computer very boredom rite? evryday oso lie boredom day. hmph. o yahh, i oso got new handphone!^^ it's dam freakin nice.weeeeeeeee^^!lalalala! i so happy make me feel lyk i wan 2 sing!!!HAHA. i dam lame mann n oso dam stupid. aiyaahh i very random, ok? deal with it. i remember de time my mum take my hp away from mee...i wanna DIEEEE mannnnnT.T!!! i got no hp means i got no life ediii! LOLZ. HOW?!?! 2moro i goin 2 watch twilight wit my frenzzzz! waahhh edward cullen is sooo hawt! ^^ i luvv him so much make me feel lyk i wan to marry him. i love u edward cullen!! <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 neways i wan 2 slp now edi. LOLX i yawning lyk shit man...dam sleepy. must. go.to.sleep. if i dun get mua beauty slp i will look like panda 2moroO_O! LOLX i will look lyk a tired n cutie panda 2moro. ahahahahahahahahaha.

buh-bye mua dahlinggs!!
lolx
<333
lolz
buai-buai
cya
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ur cutiepie blogger
ur sweetie blogger

xxshalynnxx

Without Love

I feel something so indescribable...Could it be love? Yeah...let's talk about it.