I Give Up...

After my...wait..how long was it since my last post?October 10...So That means it's...Oct,Nov,Dec...27,28,29...which makes it like...31 days,30 days,20 days....Ahhhh, yes!!After my 2months-20days-16hours-40minutes-and-counting hiatus...I have finally returned AND decided to scrap the "Ah-SO, My Paper Tiger!!" idea. I haven't really posted for quite a long time for reasons unknown(ONE reason that you should know, I was kinda lazy to blog).

Sooo.... a public apology to my dearest fans everywhere.Not that you should care anyways but,yeah,you should,cause it concerns me.Haha.Just joking.Seriously.I know this is starting to get boring, but seriously, HOW many things are there to blog about?Zilch.Maybe I'll talk about what I did for Christmas.That would be a good idea wouldn't it?(:

I watched "How The Grinch Stole Christmas".I tell you, the Martha-May Whoviere is damn kau gatal. If you watched the movie, I'm pretty sure you would know which part. Also, There were some weird parts like the Grinch flying from the dumpster and landing face-first in Martha's bust(not exactly what I would call child material but what the hell!).Lucky bastard (:
I watched a clip on YouTube called "Dick in a Box".Somehow, I think describing the clip as 'funny' would be putting it rather mildly.

"It's my dick in a box..."

And unlike you lucky,rich asses out there who could afford turkey,I had roast chicken.Nowhere near as tasty as roast turkey or roast beast-but hey,I ain't complainin'.


And lastly...Before I sign off.....


HAVE A VERY MERRY "BELATED" CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR

Hit it.

Lalalalaa....

Hey!

Currently goofing off right now in school. We're using the internet! Wheee!!!
I love my marks!
I love my computer!
I love myself!
I love food!
I love whatever there is!!

Life is GOOD!!


-lynniekittie-

Ah-SO,My Paper Tiger!! (Part I)

Hello. Hello to you. I have decided, after reading one of the blogs from The Shmotful Authors, I am gonna write about my holiday in Japan, 2007. It was during the March holidays and I get to skip one day of school.Yay! :)

KLIA Airport. Night flight *yawn*

We took a night flight to Japan. I think we left around 12 A.M and arrived around 7. When we reached it was friggin' cold I tell you! I swear, if anyone took a piss outside it would freeze even before it reached the ground.Haha!Fancy walking around with frozen piss in your pants! I assure you, it wouldn't look the least bit normal.>:)


















Right there, in the picture, the object in the background was like freaking awesome.It's like 4 whatever-containers-those-are are defying gravity like nobody's business. They must have used cement or super-glue or something cause it certainly hell can't do that on its own.Oh yeah, and the people in front is my mummy, my papa and papa's friend Mr.Ban (or something like that). We're bunking in with him during our 1--week stay in The Land Of The Rising Sun(B-E-A-yootiful name:) )

Let me just give you a brief itinerary about our trip. In the following posts, I will elaborate them. We didn't go an a tour, so I can't really remember parts of it(most parts of it seems like!). But I know we went to Disney Land, Disney Sea, some temples shopping malls. Eveyday we have to take the underground train to get to our destination and it is CRAMPED like shit during ruch hours, I kid you not. And then there is this beef restaurant near the service apartment we're staying in(it's really, really awesome I tell you!). Everyday me and my parents walk past that shop making plans to eat there during our stay. Sad to say, we didn't make it>: (. The one night we were supposed to eat there it was fully booked and we had to make reservations in the first place. Oh, the horror! I spent almost everyday of that week walking past the shop in high hopes that my dinner would be in there. And to rub some salt in my hungry wounds, they played tapes of the food being cooked right in front of us. Blahhhh!!!Pure torture. Can be like Saw V already. Forcing the hungry victis to go thru' hours of watching cooking-show related videos. And then they'll lose it and go on a rampage eating whatever they find(but most preferably eating each other).


Ahhh.I want to go now. Stay tuned for more episodes of Ah-SO, My Paper Tiger!!



End of Part One.

Mysteries Uncovered

It's nice to be back at the keyboard again.After my long absence(I'm pretty sure you guys miss me so much!),I have come up with another idea for my next post.
Introducing....MYSTERIES UNCOVERED.

Yes, all those myths about CHAN SHA LYNN are about to be explained.

Myth #1=People always say that I am lazy.
Verdict: WRONG!!I am NEVER lazy, I just don't have the time to study, that's all...besides, the subjects that I've been taught has always been somewhat boring.

Myth #2=Some people think that all the food energy I've been using goes down my ***,that's why I'm skinny.
Verdict: Wrong-o again. I mean, that happens to other students but not me. All those good energy goes up to my head, specifically my brain. Have you ever wondered how I've been getting those fabulous marks just by chomping away the chompful chomps using my chompers?

Myth #3=Sha Lynn is running out of ideas for the myths of her blog.
Verdict:How true...And since I have nothing else to put...I will sign off!

Stress,Even More Stress,STRESS!!!!!!

Oh man,oh man,oh man...

I can't believe it. Who knew that directing has been such a hassle for me,eh? So freakin' stressed out. The thing about this directing thing is that you HAVE to know how to tolerate everybody and work with and unerstand and learn how to accept other people's criticism and opinions. BUT I try these things and WHAT do I get in return? Some bunch of illiterate dung-heads criticising how I write my script. Maybe my script has some mistakes here and there,BUT at least I got a freakin' GOOD for my script FROM the teacher. You have to believe how upset I was when people were saying that my script sucks. F- the lot!! I worked my ass off on a WHOLE Sunday just to get the damn script done. Hell, I even forced myself to miss my sister's open day in college and I REALLY wanted to see how it looks like.

Stupid turds...

Ai-yohh...I feel begitu frus betul sekarang le...I wonder if international scriptwriters have days like these...And for the cherry on top, I'm being accused of copying other people's script*HUGE sigh*. I wonder if Peter Jackson has days like these...

Omg.I look like...

Just now only...JUST now only,the most humiliating thing ever happened.I was surfing the Net with my sis.When I had a good idea for a website to search in the net."Why not try MyHeritage.com?" I said(I wouldn't know about this website until I read kennysia.com).She agreed.As for being so clever as to suggest this idea,I went first and posted a picture of myself that looks like this:



















Not a bad pic eh?That is until I saw the celebrity that was supposedly my 'look-alike'.The stupid website came up with this celeb that was the closest looking to me looking like this:
Bae Yong-Jun!!I expected a beautiful woman and I was recognnized as a man?!?If
you think you saw the last of me looking like a man,MyHeritage face recognition came up with these people who also matches my face.Introducing.........
GARY SINISE!!!Or maybe............ Ben Kingsley?!?!?WTF!!!HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE HIM WHEN WE HAVE A HUGEE DIFFERENCE ON OUR HEADS!!!!Stupid website......Other than looking like a gay actor,an aging detective and a balding thief,there are
some pretty celebs that was supposed to be my look-alike such as,Katie Leung(I dunno how she
became second closest),Sammi Cheng,Aya Matsuura and another famous person:
Imelda Marcos wasn't one of my consolations.You're kidding me.The woman who owns a bullet proof bra??Wait a second..........If she appears as my look-alike then.............I"M GETTING OLD!!!!!!!!!!!YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME!!!

I'm gonna sue this website if that's the last thing I'll do!!
Stupid website..~!@#!!! What next?Saddam Hussein??Bite me.........................

Sha Lynn Makes An Attempt At Chain Mails

Okay,have you guys ever received a chain mail before?So now,I, Chan Sha Lynn is going to try at a chain mail.I know this sounds like Kenny Sia.The one where he attemots a bimbo blog.Now this is Chan Sha Lynn where I attempt a chain mail.


>>(I don't know why every chain mail has this but they do.)

>>>your "one true love" will love you if you send this to whatever number of people to get what >>>crap luck you want.

>>>THIS IS SOOO FREAKY!!!!!(Yeah,chain mails are "freaky" and LAME)

>>>One day,A and B were luvvy-duvvy lovebirds who love each other soooooo much they're >>>afraid to let go of each other.(Pointless love stories)

>>>But C had her claws on A and they started dating.(Stupid two-timing rat and bimbo of a girl
>>>who steals other people's boyfriends)

>>>Then B commit suicide and haunted the stupid couple who two-timed her.(Honestly,this >>>stupid story doesn't get any better)

>>>Send this to 0 people-the stupid a ghost will haunt you forever and ever.
>>>Send this to 1-5 people-You will get "bad" luck for God knows how long.
>>>Send this to 6-15 people-Your "one true love" will call you and say how much he loves you >>>as if he cares.
>>>Send this to 16-30 people-You'll be the hottest chick everybody wants.(what the f***??)


>>>Now...you have to send this immediately after you opened this mail or you'll be haunted >>>forever........................(OIIII!!!!!Excuse me la....Please,that means the receiver wil have to >>>send this stupid email eventhough he doesn't know what this is arrr??Writer of stupid
>>>chain mails,use your bloody brains before you type this kind of crap ok?)


Now I completed my chain mail.Pretty good,eh?Chain mails are crappy sob stories that people type just to send "good luck".My God,how do people come up with these kind of stories.

And...ACTION!!

I am calm...I am ready...I can write a script!Wait...I said it right, right? Can I ACTUALLY write a script? I don't know. See for yourself.Around the end of the year, I guess.


You see, I am DIRECTOR/SCRIPTwriter(notice how I capitalize CERTAIN words) for some sort of class play. Title of drama-Of Bunga Telur and Bally Shoes! Yes, we're gonna do an adaptation of the short story all of us learn in Form 1 during English(Oh, the horror of wondering what it all means).Seriously, WHO decided to create all these poop anyways? Just a buttload of poop.


I just finished writing the script and I think I feel pretty proud of myself, I mean considering I have never written anything in my life.Nice to know.Nice to know. What can people write about on their blogs?I never know what to write. Maybe because all the good 'uns have been taken away I guess.I don't know.Gah! Feels very frustrating to not know what you're actually writing about. Right now, I don't know what I'm typing about. Just little random particles floating mindlessly in my head and nothing else...


The nice thing about being director is I can say what I've always wanted to say..."And...action!".The oh-so cliched desires by many.Oh well, I guess I have nothing to0 do know so I'm gonna sign off. Peter Jackson, there's gonna be a rising director in The Land of Hollywood!!

I wonder if these chairs are as comfy as they look.Gotta ask Ms. Sathya if I can get one of those chairs.

And...Cut,people! That's a wrap!

Imagine,all the people...

Let's SAY...we all are gays and lesbians,who would be your celebrity crushes?I know this sounds wrong, but I like LIKE Nicole Kidman...haha, just kidding, I'm straight all the way down to my toenails.But I mean seriously, what if the whole world was homosexual and everybody thinks that everybody is hot and anybody thinks that anybody is sexy.Quite a subject to ponder isn't it?

If gays wore stuff like these, what about lesbians?Hmm...

But I mean, why are there 2 kinds of homo sapiens?Why not just one, eh?We could be like the bisexual flowers!!The sad thing is that all the homosexuals of the world are shunned by society, rather sad isn't it?Cross-dressers,tranvestites,transexuals and such. The mark of shame of the world.The outcasts of society. I mean, come on lah. Their own decision about their gender some more you all want to 'keh po chi' and ask "Eh, you are a guy lah, dress up like a girl for what?"

I DO know quite a number of shows which involves cross-dressers.There's the 3 guys from Sorority Boys, the Felicity Huffman character from Transamerica , Patrick from Breakfast on Pluto , Dr.Elliot in Dress to Kill and the ever lovable yet naive Glen/Glenda from 'The Seed of Chucky'.

Random query: I like bisexual names, they're fun.

NEW SUITS!!

Just opened a new blog...considering how many blogs I have set up...*ahem*. Anyways, I am most sure that I have lots to tell you people out there that I have absolutely nothing to write about...or do I?That's the ultimate question...OK lah. I know this blog is gonna be damn lame, but what the heck! Just get on with the program!I assure you that I will post blogs on MOST Sundays because that is the day when I will be free...

Born free....

Hmm...Guess I gotta go sleep now,but NOT without doing a lil' something to my blog *takes out blade*

"I'm your plastic surgeon for this evening..."