HIT IT!

IT'S FINALLY HERE! THE GODFORSAKEN MOMENT WE'VE("I've" actually, not sure about the rest of you guys out there)BEEN WAITING FOR!

THE UNBELIEVABLE...

INDESCRIBABLE...

BABY VEEEEEEEEE *baby, come back!*

What...that? Eeeeewwww--- no! Non! Nein! Nix! Negative!

I'm talking about JASON MRAZ!!! Yes, folks! The long-awaited album since the 2005 sensation(to me anyways) "Mr.A-Z". I know I sound like a hypocrite, but just because I don't obssess(now it's Muse!) over Jason Mraz as much as I did when I was 12 doesn't mean I stopped liking him. I was sort of in a mild stupor when the fact that Hitz.fm(most noted for playing music like *beep*,*bleep*,*beep* and especially the most hated song *beeep*. But to each her own, hey? My own is set much mroe higher*smug*. Just joshing with you guys) is playing "I'm Yours" nationwide. Maybe it wasn't a mild stupor... I'm guessingit was a sort of you-can-knock-me-over-with-a-speck-of-dust-in-an-operating-room stupor. Kidding. I don't exaggerate. But did you hear about the time when I climbed Mt. Kinabalu with nothing but super-strength and the clothes on my back? Isn't it amazing?! :]

Latest album: We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things.
Latest reaction: OMFGWTHJCBBQPTY!!!!

Sometimes I think that these things come a bit too late. Like his last concert here. If memory serves me correctly, it was in 2005. Precisely 1 year before my 1-and-three-quarters-of-a-year obssession with him. Now I'm not quite that crazed over him, his album pops out of thin air. Pretty sure I would've been doped to high heavens with ecstasy. But nobody's complaining, hey?

Listening to "We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things" now. Quite a jazzy theme. Relaxing and such. Like a pop-ish version of lounge music only better than any pop-ish version of lounge music. And... there's a song sort of like "Wordplay". Some tongue-twister of a song.

Your full-on sarcastic blogger is gonna sign off now. You know where to speak your mind.

Good night, world!

Good night, Jason Mraz!


P.S. Sincerest apologies for lack of pictures. It's brutal work looking for pictures and uploading them. *wink*wink*

The Furry Leg Blues or Ode to Furry Legs or How I Ditched The Razors And Learned To Love My Stubble-Covered Legs

Having a spot of problems with my legs, but other than that they're just fine which inspired me to write this poem. Timothy Sim, if you're reading this, THIS is how rhyming should be. Sounds the same(about there) but DIFFERENT spelling. Enjoy, people.

THE FURRYLEG BLUES

I've got a set of furrylegs,

And they ain't much fun.

Every morning when I'd get up and shave

They's grow again as soon as I'm done!

People stare at my leggy hair,

They point and whisper at them,

My legs are like a freaking bush!

The hair space is all tiny and crammed.

Heck! I can't even sleep with the guy of my dreams,

Without giving him that uncomfortable feeling.

My little furry weapons will rid him of sleep

By morn his skin would be red and peeling.

I've got a case of "The Furryleg Blues",

That tiny prickle sensation.

They poke at me whenever they can

I curse them eternal damnation!!

There you go. Must admit though, the rhythm bit could use some work...BUT IN YO' FACE!! You cannot deny my "MAD RHYMING SKILLZ" Timothy!

P.S. Wanted to put L337 for the "MAD RHYMING SKILLZ" part. Silly html crap.

It's A World of Laughter, A World Of Tears...

Recently announced: It's A Small World Ride Makes Its Debut in Hong Kong Disneyland. AWESOME!!!!

Of course, if you compare it to the one in Muse's video "Invincible", I'm pretty sure both rides are quite not on the same wavelengths.However, as professional*cough*cough* blogger, I will do a post about it. I have not been to the ride myself frankly speaking... but from what I read about it sure sounds like a dream...I think. Not to say I'm dissing the ride, but the song is being played in NINE different languages!
Just imagine...:
1) It's A Small World After All...
2) Petit monde après tous
3) Kleine Welt S.-A. schliesslich
4) Piccolo mondo dello S.A. dopo tutti
5) мир A.S. малый после всех
6) Pequeño mundo del S.A. después de todos
7) Mundo pequeno do S.A. após tudo
8) μικρός κόσμος Α.Ε. τελικά

And last but not least...

9) Ini Adalah Satu Dunia Yang Kecil

'Tis enough to make you go nuts, but who's counting? Not me, that's for sure. But wouldn't it be a novelty though? To hear our 'bahasa rasmi' being played over and over again in an international theme park visited by millions of people worldwide(I'm guessing second to Florida) , such honour! German is a bit hard to imagine being sung high-pitched, too.

Lucky two buggers kids who managed to go on an all-expense paid trip ti HK, but hey, I'm not complainin'.
Oh yeah, to top it all off, after the grand opening there was a concert where international singers including our Malaysian one. Michael Something. I think. I'm not even sure the first name is Michael to begin with... but apparently in the news four supposed international popstars sang "It's A Small World" in FOUR MORE languages and in remix. Not cover, REMIX. can't imagine how it goes. Four more languages, too. Maybe it's four MORE languages or four languages from the nine languages. Whatever it is, it could most probably make me go like this:

Oh dear.

Blocks Around The World

There are many kinds of blocks in this world...

We have block blocks,

red blocks,

Mario's question mark block,

baby blocks,

Lego blocks(a.k.a mini building blocks),

Jenga blocks(are they really called blocks?),

Microsoft blocks,

Tetra blocks(?),

Tetris blocks,

block shaped toasters(?),

chopping block,

And my all-time favourite block(kidding), the ever-elusive(not), ever liked(pulling your leg)

WRITER'S BLOCK.

Awwwww........FREAK OUT!!!!!

I am pretty sure this post is completely irrelevant to the title. I am short of ideas on what to blog about, so this will be a post on random musings. On reandom musings as in chock-a-block full of random musings.

Random Musing #1
My best friend was almost wasted, my sister was tipsy and my dad denies it, but it's pretty obvious that he has been drinking a tad too much at a party yesterday. It was pretty eventful for 3 people who had obviously been drinking hardcore alcohol. I was like, WOAH! Not much eventful for my sis though. But my dad and best friend, ahhhh, THAT my friends, is a completely different story.

Random Musing #2
Happy Valentine's Day guys. To all those lonely people like me who didn't get a single valentine whatsoever...Cheers. A drink to us. To all those unimaginably, immensely popular people who gets loads of stuff during Valentine's day...Congratulations. And go stuff yourselves. Haha. No. I am not jealous. Please, far from it. Seriously. I was joking. Poking fun. Kidding. Making a goof. Being fun. Whatever you wanna call it. So...Happy Belated Valentine's Day to you cute lo0ve-birds out there. But to the single people, I'm pretty sure Valentine's Day has another alternative. Happy Friendship Day to you looking singles out there.

Random Musing #3
Happy Chinese New Year to everybody. The 15 days aren't over yet. Hurry! You still have time to collect the little materialistic red packets!! HURRY!! Not sure how many days to go, but there's still time! Visit everybody you know, and keep collecting, collecting, COLLECTING! MOVE YO' ASSES PEOPLE!! SHAKE A LEG! HOP TO IT! GET TO IT! Then come home and mail me your stuff get materialistic and go crazy. This is lame....

I am so bored right now, I'm gonna sign off and Muse my ears off.
Bye.

The Grim Reaper's Lifestyle.

This is the Grim Reaper. He's my friend.

Grim Reaper, has just reaped a soul 'cos that's what he does. His surname is Reaper and he reaps souls and that is very obvious or else he wouldn't be called that. He also emos a lot. That could explain his name Grim. He wouldn't be called Grim if he doesn't emo either. That is something also very obvious.

So, Grim Reaper has just collected my Sim's soul. Now what does he do??

First, he watches MY TV while I'm dead and gone...

And if he's feeling a mite uncomfortable, he takes a dump in MY toilet.

After having a good time in my toilet, he takes his time to stop and smell MY flowers.

And since he is on a roll here doing my stuff, he attends my friend's wedding in my place. And TRIES to reap my friend's dad's soul. Grim is one sick and bored guy...

When the party mood is in full swing, Grim makes everyone feel emo by handing out his home-made picture-postcard of his wife, Mrs. Reaper[who unfortuantely, took off with Lucifer(the devil)]. I suspect Grim took the white rose from my garden. 'Cos usually my white rose count is 60. When I counted it again, it came to 59 now.

Now you know Grim's busy schedule. No wonder he isn't able to attend my parties when my Sim was still living.

Hand at Haiku

Just came back from Taiping,
Now I am real bored,
This haiku really sucks.

Good, no? Nahh, I'm no Shakespeare or any other Japanese poet for that matter.